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(940 WINZ)   Man wins $10k for great pumpkin. Linus inconsolable   ( 940winz.com) divider line
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2012-10-09 12:57:37 PM  
I like to believe that Linus eventually succeeds.

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2012-10-09 03:08:23 PM  
I got a rock
2012-10-09 03:11:41 PM  
Linus inconsolable. 
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2012-10-09 03:17:25 PM  
Done in 3
2012-10-09 03:19:33 PM  
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2012-10-09 03:23:33 PM  
He high-fived his daughter Danika, 9, as his wife Katrina and son Derek, 7, joined the celebration...

Dude, what a pedophile...
2012-10-09 03:44:38 PM  
The pumpkin festival in half moon bay in the 70's was a good thing. Now, it is a clusterfark.
2012-10-09 03:45:24 PM  
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2012-10-09 03:46:58 PM  
Best part is the link in the sidebar about some teens feeding laxatives to seagulls.
2012-10-09 03:57:43 PM  
If I was doing one of these, I'd inject mercury into it with a syringe having a .5mm needle. No one would ever know.

Until they asked me to eat it.
2012-10-09 04:31:09 PM  

Mantour: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x404]

Linus Torvalds has tiny hands.
2012-10-09 04:33:30 PM  

Sybarite: I like to believe that Linus eventually succeeds.

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The Great Old Pumpkin, by John Aegard.
2012-10-09 05:07:00 PM  
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2012-10-09 05:15:18 PM  
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2012-10-09 05:30:16 PM  
came for torvalds, leaving happy

/ like a penguin who just got laid
// and is stuffed with herring
2012-10-09 05:31:26 PM  
2012-10-09 05:35:15 PM  
Need to check for PGH.

Pumpkin growth hormones.
2012-10-09 06:12:25 PM  
in the Summer when sticky with sweat
'tis not the time to get the dick wet
but when the frost is on the Pumpkin
the time is right for dicky dunkin'
2012-10-09 09:12:15 PM  
Wants a rematch....

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2012-10-09 09:22:12 PM  
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2012-10-09 09:43:13 PM  

JuicePats: World Champion pumpkin my ass

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2012-10-09 09:46:13 PM  
At least it wasn't the Great Dolemite...


Pretty NSFW. Copy/Paste dat shiat.
2012-10-10 01:04:35 AM  
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Linus has the weirdest boner right now...
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