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(The Cambridge Chronicle)   Want to make a gas station attendant shiat bricks? Get drunk, drive into a guardrail, destroying your tires, keep driving until the sparks set your car on fire, then pull into the gas station and ask them to fix your flat   ( divider line
    More: Scary, gas station attendant, Weymouth, car fire, Hingham, tires, Hingham Fire Department, gas pumps, tire rims  
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2012-10-09 05:53:15 AM  
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mudpants: Gas stations fix flats?

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2012-10-09 06:22:21 AM  
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Bathia_Mapes: mudpants: They don't even put the gas in and seem annoyed that I don't pay at the pump with a card. Where or when do you live?

You're not allowed to pump your own gas in Oregon and New Jersey. The attendant has to do it for you. I don't know about New Jersey, but in Oregon it's been against the law to pump your own gas since 1951.

really? i have never heard of such retarded behaviour before,.
2012-10-09 05:26:06 AM  
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So what's her Fark handle?
2012-10-09 05:09:14 AM  
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Do you have to be drunk? That part seemed superfluous.
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