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(KAIT Jonesboro)   I always thought "Slient but Deadly" was just a saying   ( kait8.com) divider line
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2012-10-09 05:55:25 AM  
So it seems that girl one farted, girl two teased her with the backing of her stepfather (he didn`t stop her anyway), girl one becomes angry and hits girl two and they start to fight and the stepfather still thinks the situation is ok, (I have seen fathers and stepfather backing up kids and urging them to fight in situations like this)


girl one wins and girl two dies. I`m sure the stepfather saw a different outcome...

As both girls were 16, how much blame should rest on the stepfarter?

/Luke, I am your farter

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2012-10-09 06:12:38 AM  
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2012-10-09 06:14:02 AM  
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I Laughed OL'd.

/so gonna steal that.
2012-10-09 06:21:58 AM  
The story's URL hints at the author's (or perhaps the webmaster's) views of fart teasing:

http://www.kait8.com/story/19761646/harmless-teasing-over-flatulenc e -leads-to-deadly-fight
2012-10-09 06:30:21 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Shaakira. She must be white.

Her farts don't lie and you're startin' to smell 'em, boy

/Shaakira Shaakira
2012-10-09 07:15:15 AM  

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?

I can see a murder charge if they hit first and then continued to hit someoen on the ground.
2012-10-09 07:19:56 AM  
Truly, it would be hard to find a classier group of people.
2012-10-09 08:15:19 AM  
doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

1) there was once a fark article about someone being hit just the right way that caused them to die shortly.

2) Before the 60s, it was uncommon but shrugged off for people to occasionally die in the boxing ring.

With that said. The parents should be put in jail for contributing to the death. The article said they stood there and looked on. In the old days parents dragged their kids away by their ears and spanked them.
2012-10-09 08:41:50 AM  

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?

Or maybe the police are grasping at the most they can to keep the one who's still alive locked up.
2012-10-09 08:43:46 AM  
2012-10-09 08:57:58 AM  
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2012-10-09 09:09:11 AM  
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2012-10-09 09:28:29 AM  
the one time I get a great chance to play on my nick, and I'm really late to the party. That's what I get for taking a night off from the internet.
2012-10-09 09:42:10 AM  
If you gotta do it, do it right!!

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2012-10-09 10:23:07 AM  
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2012-10-09 10:54:28 AM  
If she'd queefed, there's no telling how many people might've gotten hurt.
2012-10-09 11:22:21 AM  
Confusing article. First it says she passed gas, then it says she passed away. Well which one is it?
2012-10-09 11:24:21 AM  

Wonderduck: [i132.photobucket.com image 640x360]

Wonderduck, you are awesome.
2012-10-09 11:35:15 AM  
Silent bu violent.
/How I raised my boys
2012-10-09 12:29:20 PM  
Just another difference between boys and girls. If it had been boys the whole thing would have ended with a high five.
2012-10-09 01:47:03 PM  
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2012-10-09 02:33:58 PM  
2012-10-09 03:28:50 PM  
Ho biatches be fightin' fierce!

I work in a touristy area and people do stupid things they probably wouldn't at home. A few years ago a woman was on roller blades and was skating around the area on sidewalks without a helmet in front of the office building, fell down and hit her head and died later that same day. Two years ago my brother in law took one of his son's high school friends out on a 16 hour motorcycle ride in the area of the Rockies where he lives and the friend went to college. They rode sport bikes down twisty canyon roads without incident and then next weekend the kid goes out skateboarding on campus a block or two from his dorm and falls off but is seen by 3 people who were BCLS and ACLS certified and who called paramedics while doing airway clearing and rescue breathing. He was life flighted from the local hospital later on the same day to a tertiary trauma center at a university hospital 50 miles away and ended up dieing the next day from brain injury after CT, MRI and PET scans showed he had no brain blood flow.

Look at Liam Neeson's wife Richardson. She was skiing and fell on snow and died before they got her to a hospital.

It isn't the punch that kills you, it's the 5 or 6 foot fall that your brain takes to hit the concrete. 

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2012-10-09 05:19:10 PM  
2012-10-09 06:56:41 PM  
2012-10-09 09:24:25 PM  
"fisticuffs began flying"??? I weep for American journalism!
2012-10-09 10:06:23 PM  

washington-babylon: Wonderduck: [i132.photobucket.com image 640x360]

Wonderduck, you are awesome.

When you absolutely, positively have to send something to the bottom of the ocean...
2012-10-09 10:35:42 PM  
Scene where fight took place
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Thanks, Lou
2012-10-10 12:41:14 AM  
Silent but deadly doesn't HAVE to be an insult you know.
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2012-10-10 09:31:06 PM  
Anybody remember The Great Crepitation Contest?

Honestly, it's a gas.
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