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2012-10-08 04:53:41 PM  
38 votes:
dammit - forgot the voting thing.

once again:

"he really DOES talk out his ass!"
2012-10-08 09:32:20 PM  
25 votes:
Ewww Santorum!
2012-10-08 05:44:22 PM  
23 votes:
"Oh, so that's where all of his policy positions are pulled from!"
2012-10-08 05:14:06 PM  
23 votes:
"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at his butt. It's so flat. I mean - gross. Look! He's just so... White"
2012-10-08 05:19:24 PM  
19 votes:
"It's a goat..see?"
2012-10-08 05:15:11 PM  
17 votes:
"Wow, he is full of shiat"
2012-10-08 04:47:54 PM  
17 votes:
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"he's crowning!"
2012-10-08 04:59:27 PM  
14 votes:
2012-10-08 09:29:39 PM  
12 votes:
"Hey Mom, I can see here he keeps his facts!"
2012-10-08 09:37:11 PM  
10 votes:
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2012-10-08 09:33:03 PM  
9 votes:
Can you see Karl Rove's hand?
2012-10-08 09:31:32 PM  
9 votes:
"Hey little girl, let me ASS you a question."

/now with voting goodness
2012-10-08 08:43:52 PM  
8 votes:
Mr Romney, your USB port is showing.
2012-10-08 10:26:47 PM  
7 votes:
If the turd sees it shadow, you get four more weeks of derp.
2012-10-08 09:52:40 PM  
7 votes:
Hey, Little Girl, guess what the 47% can kiss?
2012-10-08 09:23:57 PM  
7 votes:
Girl: "Oh! I accidentally put in a D battery instead of AA."

Romney: "If D isn't the correct size, it should be. Mmm."
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-08 06:20:07 PM  
7 votes:
"Oooh, way tighter than daddy's!"
2012-10-08 10:05:28 PM  
6 votes:
2012-10-08 09:56:13 PM  
6 votes:
Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney astonishes a young girl with his Gangnam style.
2012-10-08 09:35:25 PM  
6 votes:
Hey Mitt, I can see your head
2012-10-08 10:50:30 PM  
5 votes:
how does he fit his head up there so far?
2012-10-08 10:12:21 PM  
5 votes:
"Take a good look at the next four years."
2012-10-08 10:00:15 PM  
5 votes:
"BTW, do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?"
2012-10-08 09:21:54 PM  
5 votes:
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2012-10-08 10:16:29 PM  
4 votes:
"I told you I could flex my buttcheeks to 'Call Me Maybe'." 

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2012-10-08 09:57:20 PM  
4 votes:
This is the church
and this is the steeplechase
open the doors
and shear all the sheeple.

bite, me, Romney. You subatomic brain. You suck horse cock in hell.
Oh, is that the Holy, dead guy on a stick worshiping head holy man sent to exorcise me? Yeah. Good luck with that, you farking misogynistic asshole.
2012-10-08 09:36:50 PM  
4 votes:
"Wow, temple garments come in thong versions!"
2012-10-08 04:50:25 PM  
4 votes:
I looks like a baby Obama
2012-10-09 12:18:03 AM  
3 votes:
"Is that a tattoo?"
"No, it's..."
"'Property of Sheldon Adelson'?"
"One more word and Big Bird gets it!"
2012-10-09 12:13:04 AM  
3 votes:
"The anus is remarkable!"
2012-10-08 11:07:00 PM  
3 votes:
So, that's where he gets all of his facts!
2012-10-08 10:46:29 PM  
3 votes:
"See? I keep an extra 500 grand in there just in case"
2012-10-08 10:31:34 PM  
3 votes:
*Mittens singing* "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and damn right, it's better than yours...."
2012-10-08 10:07:56 PM  
3 votes:
He's got a butt plug!!
2012-10-08 09:57:14 PM  
3 votes:
Penis goes where?
2012-10-08 09:52:44 PM  
3 votes:
2012-10-08 09:45:29 PM  
3 votes:
2012-10-08 08:45:16 PM  
3 votes:
Romney: "Damn... This is an awkward picture you just took of me. I'm pretty sure I have also offended some of the little girls behind me, but as long as this picture does not appear on, my campaign will survive."
2012-10-08 05:22:55 PM  
3 votes:
I see a turtle
2012-10-09 01:43:53 AM  
2 votes:
What, what in Mitt's butt!
2012-10-09 12:54:49 AM  
2 votes:
Nooo! I asked about your foreign policy, not your foreign object policy.
2012-10-09 12:24:41 AM  
2 votes:
"See, I keep the stick up there, along with my tax returns."
2012-10-08 11:48:41 PM  
2 votes:
But seriously, you've been a great group of students ... for me to poop on!
2012-10-08 11:30:48 PM  
2 votes:
Mitt: "It wouldn't be Magic Underwear if it couldn't fulfill your most heartfelt wish!"
Girl: "OH MY GOD I see a pink hoof, it's true it's true!"
Mitt: "Pull on the leg, sweetie."
2012-10-08 11:21:21 PM  
2 votes:
"It's afraid...It's AFRAID!"
2012-10-08 11:03:15 PM  
2 votes:
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're blowing
Or which way the santorum's flowing
2012-10-08 10:50:24 PM  
2 votes:
"That empty chair said that if you try to sit on him, you can do something to yourself."
2012-10-08 10:24:27 PM  
2 votes:
Romney: And that, My Friends, is why we mormons get all the girls.
2012-10-08 09:56:54 PM  
2 votes:
What a huge A hole!
2012-10-08 09:37:34 PM  
2 votes:
OMG, DickButt is REAL!
2012-10-08 09:33:14 PM  
2 votes:
"Thank you for this muppet fur vest, Mr. Romney."

Now, with voting.
2012-10-09 01:22:26 PM  
1 vote:
wow, that stick is really in there.
2012-10-09 12:59:59 PM  
1 vote:
You want funding for big bird? reach in and get it!
2012-10-09 08:15:21 AM  
1 vote:
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Don't blame me. The gas made her capitalize additional words.
2012-10-09 08:05:57 AM  
1 vote:
Oh! Hello Paul Ryan. You look so cute in your miner's cap. Mister Romney is going to let you get out for a shower and a meal? How sweet of him.

/votey powers activated!
2012-10-09 08:00:52 AM  
1 vote:
He does have a forked Mormon tail!
2012-10-09 12:03:36 AM  
1 vote:
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a zinger out of my
2012-10-08 11:39:12 PM  
1 vote:
"So I went over to Sandusky's house to try out for the assistant coach position, and ...."
2012-10-08 11:33:01 PM  
1 vote:
"I thought you said your name was Peg,sweetie..."
2012-10-08 10:53:57 PM  
1 vote:
"Trick or Treat" ......Trick!.......EEEEEEEK!
2012-10-08 10:44:35 PM  
1 vote:
Gross... taxes is not the only thing he is cutting.
2012-10-08 10:40:45 PM  
1 vote:
"Check out my sexy magic Mormon underpants, baby!"
2012-10-08 10:05:17 PM  
1 vote:
Romney: Here goes! Get ready with that lighter!
Little girl: Oh goodness! Mormon farts are heavenly!
2012-10-08 10:04:25 PM  
1 vote:
OMG! The magic underwear has poop stains!
2012-10-08 10:00:07 PM  
1 vote:
"I've never seen an outie before!"

/Red sock?
//Anal prolapse?
2012-10-08 09:51:54 PM  
1 vote:
Girl: "Look! He wears Dockers just like my Dad!"
2012-10-08 09:34:18 PM  
1 vote:
Oh look! It's the O that REALLY represents Obama!
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