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2012-10-08 04:47:54 PM  
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"he's crowning!"
2012-10-08 04:50:25 PM  
I looks like a baby Obama
2012-10-08 04:53:41 PM  
dammit - forgot the voting thing.

once again:

"he really DOES talk out his ass!"
2012-10-08 04:59:27 PM  
2012-10-08 05:14:06 PM  
"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at his butt. It's so flat. I mean - gross. Look! He's just so... White"
2012-10-08 05:15:11 PM  
"Wow, he is full of shiat"
2012-10-08 05:19:24 PM  
"It's a goat..see?"
2012-10-08 05:22:55 PM  
I see a turtle
2012-10-08 05:44:22 PM  
"Oh, so that's where all of his policy positions are pulled from!"
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-08 06:20:07 PM  
"Oooh, way tighter than daddy's!"
2012-10-08 08:43:52 PM  
Mr Romney, your USB port is showing.
2012-10-08 08:45:16 PM  
Romney: "Damn... This is an awkward picture you just took of me. I'm pretty sure I have also offended some of the little girls behind me, but as long as this picture does not appear on fark.com, my campaign will survive."
2012-10-08 09:21:54 PM  
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2012-10-08 09:23:57 PM  
Girl: "Oh! I accidentally put in a D battery instead of AA."

Romney: "If D isn't the correct size, it should be. Mmm."
2012-10-08 09:29:39 PM  
"Hey Mom, I can see here he keeps his facts!"
2012-10-08 09:31:32 PM  
"Hey little girl, let me ASS you a question."

/now with voting goodness
2012-10-08 09:32:11 PM  
"Heeeeeeeeey, sexy Mittens!"
2012-10-08 09:32:20 PM  
Ewww Santorum!
2012-10-08 09:33:03 PM  
Can you see Karl Rove's hand?
2012-10-08 09:33:14 PM  
"Thank you for this muppet fur vest, Mr. Romney."

Now, with voting.
2012-10-08 09:34:18 PM  
Oh look! It's the O that REALLY represents Obama!
2012-10-08 09:35:25 PM  
Hey Mitt, I can see your head
2012-10-08 09:36:50 PM  
"Wow, temple garments come in thong versions!"
2012-10-08 09:37:11 PM  
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2012-10-08 09:37:34 PM  
OMG, DickButt is REAL!
2012-10-08 09:40:01 PM  
Now, reach in and pull out the calf...
2012-10-08 09:45:29 PM  
2012-10-08 09:51:54 PM  
Girl: "Look! He wears Dockers just like my Dad!"
2012-10-08 09:52:40 PM  
Hey, Little Girl, guess what the 47% can kiss?
2012-10-08 09:52:44 PM  
2012-10-08 09:56:13 PM  
Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney astonishes a young girl with his Gangnam style.
2012-10-08 09:56:54 PM  
What a huge A hole!
2012-10-08 09:57:14 PM  
Penis goes where?
2012-10-08 09:57:20 PM  
This is the church
and this is the steeplechase
open the doors
and shear all the sheeple.

bite, me, Romney. You subatomic brain. You suck horse cock in hell.
Oh, is that the Holy, dead guy on a stick worshiping head holy man sent to exorcise me? Yeah. Good luck with that, you farking misogynistic asshole.
2012-10-08 10:00:07 PM  
"I've never seen an outie before!"

/Red sock?
//Anal prolapse?
2012-10-08 10:00:15 PM  
"BTW, do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?"
2012-10-08 10:01:42 PM  
Oh my "the whole armor of God"...I am now tingley in special places
2012-10-08 10:04:21 PM  
Let's try that again:
A young girl is surprised when a request for Mitt Romney to shake dat "buttocks"! is fulfilled.
2012-10-08 10:04:25 PM  
OMG! The magic underwear has poop stains!
2012-10-08 10:05:17 PM  
Romney: Here goes! Get ready with that lighter!
Little girl: Oh goodness! Mormon farts are heavenly!
2012-10-08 10:05:28 PM  
2012-10-08 10:07:56 PM  
He's got a butt plug!!
2012-10-08 10:12:21 PM  
"Take a good look at the next four years."
2012-10-08 10:16:29 PM  
"I told you I could flex my buttcheeks to 'Call Me Maybe'." 

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2012-10-08 10:18:24 PM  
♫♪ Romney Poo Poo Pants ♫♪

/sung to the tune of "Johnny Poo Poo Pants".
2012-10-08 10:18:53 PM  
"You smuggled in the Disney Monorail!"
2012-10-08 10:24:27 PM  
Romney: And that, My Friends, is why we mormons get all the girls.
2012-10-08 10:26:47 PM  
If the turd sees it shadow, you get four more weeks of derp.
2012-10-08 10:31:34 PM  
*Mittens singing* "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and damn right, it's better than yours...."
2012-10-08 10:37:33 PM  
"Look at the size of that skid mark!"
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