Cathedralmaster: No EastEnders jokes?/FAIL
Tainted1: And this is why I use cast iron for cooking, gives that meaty thunk when used properly
foxyshadis: My thoughts immediately went to:Then later on,"Why doesn't he come home...? I'm not crying! I just...have something in my eye... Here, take this. Smack that no-good on the noggin for me!" (This is the actual dialog!)*thunk*/Oh yes, 16-bit nerdiness, let me show you it.
Mr. Potatoass: My crazy redheaded ex tried to crack me in the skull with a half-full, 1 gallon thermos jug.On the upswing, she dislodged a ceiling light fixture that fell and hit her in the head./Can't remember ever laughing harder
Eirik: Maybe he lied to her about cousin Patty.
DanZero: [www.deviantart.com image 576x768]Timed hit, right?
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