NowhereMon: Sleep now. Prepare to no longer be the center of your universe, get used to the idea that you won't be seeing your childless friends as much any more. Be prepared to really truly understand the meaning of the word "responsibility". Forget about having a spotless clean house or nice stuff for the next 6-8 years. I hope that you didn't wait till age forty to do this like I did.Haha, who am I kidding, there is no way to prepare for what you are about to go though. You'll be fine, you are not unique, most people do it at some point, just try to not be too abusive or neglectful.
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Don't tell anyone until around week 16. Miscarriages are a biatch.
Vodka Zombie: My dad always said that a second house with a second wife and no kids would probably have been the way to go.
Vertdang: Start stocking up on diapers RIGHT NOW. Buy a pack or 2 every paycheck. You'll be glad you have that out of the way, when you need money for other things.
Kuligula: . Oh - and prepare to care more about poop than you ever thought imaginable.
soakitincider: barring a medical issue, everyone of reproductive age is a breeder. Where did that usage of the term come from anyhow?
indarwinsshadow: Get a breathing monitor for the little one (for the first year). SIDS will destroy your life.
Fail in Human Form: soakitincider: barring a medical issue, everyone of reproductive age is a breeder. Where did that usage of the term come from anyhow?The more militant members of the LTBT community use it as a slur against the rest of us.
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