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(Spiegel)   Salman Rushdie releases new book thanking everybody from Khomeini to bin Laden for helping him pull Jeteresque levels of top-shelf tail despite looking like your uncle the community-college history professor   ( spiegel.de) divider line
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2012-10-08 10:48:52 AM  
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Helena Handbasket: Padma Lakshmi is not Jeteresque-level top-shelf by any means.

K2 is not as high as Everest.

But since your ass isn't climbing either of them ever it doesn't behoove you to bang on about it.
2012-10-08 02:01:42 PM  
1 vote:

Sinister 161: Moopy Mac: Sinister 161: This man is no hero.

/UK tax payer waiting for him to pay us back.

He's paid more taxes than you have. A LOT more taxes than you have.

And did he agree to pay for this security? Or even ask for it?

I can guarantee that in % of income less what has been taken out that I have paid much more tax and I haven't written a book designed to anger conservative Islam and then go running to the UK government for protection when the predicted outrage occurred. He could have paid for his own protection but decided that the taxpayer should pay the bill.
He's done really well out of that fatwa, a decent human might be inclined to pay back the country that protected him from his own stupidity.

/yes I've read the book and was utterly unimpressed, literately genius he is not.

I'll be certain to carefully consider your eloquent opinions on who is and is not a "literately genius", Sir.
2012-10-08 10:21:29 AM  
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gerbilpox: Helena Handbasket: Padma Lakshmi is not Jeteresque-level top-shelf by any means.

Yeah, knees way too sharp.

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Divorced...apparently Rushdie got tired of her shiat.
2012-10-08 09:51:51 AM  
1 vote:
I like the dig at Romney in the end.
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