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(ABC Local)   Dear Florida, Keep your damn alligators in your own state. Sincerely, Long Island, NY (link updated)   ( divider line
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2012-10-08 07:29:31 AM  
2 votes:
Dear NY;
We will be happy to keep alligators in state, if you keep your hot headed, snobbish snowbirds out of our state. New Yorkers that do not fit those descriptions always welcome.

2012-10-08 07:20:06 AM  
2 votes:
Dear NY,

Please keep your damn old people in your own state.


2012-10-08 10:05:09 AM  
1 vote:
Keep the Nuh Yawkas in NYawk and we have a deal

Filthy people, New Yorkers.
2012-10-08 08:43:02 AM  
1 vote:
OK - but you have to keep all of your residents from coming down here. Deal?
2012-10-08 07:44:55 AM  
1 vote:
Dear NY,

Tell your effing tourist|snowbird citizens to quit taking baby 'gators from Florida back up to NY.

2012-10-08 07:10:00 AM  
1 vote:

pciszek: All I get is a login screen.

I get the first paragraph, then:

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Are they calling me non-optimum? Bastards.
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