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(Daily Mail)   Liquid nitrogen cocktails: The latest cool new drink   ( divider line
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9231 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Oct 2012 at 3:48 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-08 05:25:22 AM  
4 votes:

cduke23: Ok, maybe I'm missing something here. When they say they removed her stomach, do they mean the whole thing? How do you live without a stomach? It seems like you kinda need one of those.

Am I being dense? It's late/early.

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No worries. They'll just install a phone in its place. She be able to order easy-to-digest smoothies and such.
2012-10-08 05:03:22 AM  
3 votes:
Yet another sufferer of Kirby syndrome, thinking they can swallow anything and gain magical powers.

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2012-10-08 09:27:56 AM  
2 votes:

Z-clipped: *sigh* Molecular gastronomy is pretty much over folks.

Z-clipped: In fact, if you were to look at a list of the top ten best restaurants in the world, ALL of them are using techniques like this in their cuisine, and have been for the last 10 years at least. The mixology is just an offshoot and reapplication of the techniques guys like Ferran Adria invented: foams, powders, gels, airs, spherification, liquid nitrogen. This is not a new thing, by any means. It's just starting to be picked up by some smaller mainstream places that want to be "hip".

Know how I know you're a hipster?
2012-10-08 05:12:00 AM  
2 votes:

taurusowner: Don't care. From her pics she looks like a stuck up conceited biatch who probably deserves to die.

I'd say from her pics she looks more like Dick Tracy Villain "The Brow" 's granddaughter Full Size
2012-10-08 07:09:54 AM  
1 vote:

Norwegian Squirrel: Idea for cocktails:

Instead of liquid nitrogen, use argon! Then everybody gets low voices, fun all around!

(Argon for men, helium for women?

Miniature American flags for others?
2012-10-08 06:34:03 AM  
1 vote:

Atomic Spunk: Z-clipped: Atomic Spunk: ...and a rusted out '87 Toyota Corolla.

I loved my '87 Corolla.

/not a bartender
2012-10-08 05:13:29 AM  
1 vote:

God-is-a-Taco: Social Darwinism is something I'm against

Not me. If someone wants to go out and drink gasoline to see how it tastes, cut of their balls because they were "double dog-dared", "ghost ride their whip" or drink liquid nitrogen, well, I say let them have at it.

I mean, for fark's sake.... this girl must not have only failed her basic science classes, she must have been she must have been actively not giving a shiat to not know liquid nitrogen+body tissue=bad news. Christ, I bet there are rednecks living in the mountains of West Virginia who make moonshine in the radiator of an Oldsmobile while mounting their sisters that are saying to themselves "what a dumb biatch."
2012-10-08 04:49:45 AM  
1 vote:

Z-clipped: God-is-a-Taco: It seems that there needs to be a law introduced to ban or discourage the consumption of liquid nitrogen.

In this case, there's no need to ban liquid nitrogen. This is a case of poisoning by someone who was working with hazardous chemicals without knowing what he was doing. Just make the bartender (and perforce, the business) liable for injuries caused by the drinks. If a bartender can be found liable for her DUI-induced vehicular homicide, he can be found liable for poisoning her.

/this applies in the US, I don't know about the UK

You bring up a great point. Ever since we've made bartenders liable for DUI deaths, I haven't heard of anyone driving drunk after drinking at a bar.
2012-10-08 04:43:27 AM  
1 vote:

dai the flu: taurusowner: Don't care. From her pics she looks like a stuck up conceited biatch who probably deserves to die.

You sound fat.

Haha not anymore, but still bitter ;)
2012-10-08 04:10:08 AM  
1 vote:

taurusowner: Don't care. From her pics she looks like a stuck up conceited biatch who probably deserves to die.

You sound fat.
2012-10-08 04:00:30 AM  
1 vote:
On the plus side, she will soon be the owner of a bar.
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