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(WMUR New Hampshire)   News: 15 year old stabs brother, 20 Fark: Over a pile of tires in their front yard   ( wmur.com) divider line
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2012-10-07 11:58:03 PM  
2012-10-07 11:58:45 PM  
Auuugh, New Hampshire.

2012-10-07 11:59:30 PM  
If I had a pile of tires in my front yard I'd get a little stabby too.
2012-10-08 12:08:14 AM  
Don't tread on me, bro.
2012-10-08 12:09:00 AM  
They obviously weren't low profile rubber.
2012-10-08 12:35:20 AM  
How did he stab him over the tires? Was their a bridge over them? Were the brothers reenacting kung fu movie style wire work?
2012-10-08 12:46:20 AM  
Ah, New Hampshire...the South of the North.

j/k, never been
2012-10-08 01:19:18 AM  
I guess he got a little 'tire'd of him, durr hurr hurr
2012-10-08 02:02:24 AM  
It hasn't been a good year for either of them.
2012-10-08 03:54:11 AM  
The Michelin man doesn't mess around.

Weare teen?
There teen.
2012-10-08 04:25:22 AM  

AbbeySomeone: The Michelin man doesn't mess around.

Weare teen?
There teen.

Were teen?

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2012-10-08 05:18:32 AM  
You might be a redneck when...
2012-10-08 05:20:24 AM  
Goodrich kid gone bad.
2012-10-08 05:23:03 AM  
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Are they hobbits?
2012-10-08 05:49:56 AM  

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Are they hobbits?

Can't be. There's no waterwheel.
2012-10-08 06:02:26 AM  
They must grow their humans small in Weare. Or their dogs really farking big.
2012-10-08 06:17:10 AM  
Wouldn't you be stabby if you caught your brother farking your tire pile?
2012-10-08 06:33:51 AM  

Abzzstain: Don't tread on me, bro.

2012-10-08 06:50:29 AM  
If the kid is smart, he's going to blame this on an evil sentient tire named Robert.
2012-10-08 07:22:20 AM  
It's your classic Cain and Able copycat crime, straight out of Genesis. Ban the bible, LDO.
2012-10-08 07:29:06 AM  

Abzzstain: Don't tread on me, bro.

2012-10-08 08:24:18 AM  
I don't think we need Freud in here to say it was more than a pile of tires.
2012-10-08 08:30:19 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: If the kid is smart, he's going to blame this on an evil sentient tire named Robert.

... I can thank my brother in law for the fact that I know what you're talking about.

Also, Thanksgiving is going to be fun for that family.
2012-10-08 08:46:49 AM  
*mumble, mumble... something about a rim job... mumble*

/Spare me.
2012-10-08 09:37:46 AM  
New Hampster problems
2012-10-08 10:21:20 AM  
Silly boy. Didn;t he know you need a silver blade to get rid of a weareteen?

/plus he rolled a 12 on his attack and barely hit the thing. You need to get your cleric to use his spells to ward this thing off instead of trying to skin him...

//gamers these days... always forgetting their spell castors...
2012-10-08 10:39:20 AM  
How the hell did this happen in Yankeeland? somebody on vacation?
2012-10-08 10:45:55 AM  
ah, white trash in NH acting up. yep, the leefers must be getting them all riled. "I tried to go to Cumbie's to buy some smokes, but Rte 77 was so damn busy, I couldn't pull out. Goddamn farghing new yorkers and connecticut assholes keep speeding up to keep me from getting on the road. Then my brother goes and says he wants to move the tire pile and I just wasn't in the mood for any of that shiat, so I stabbed him."
2012-10-08 01:34:51 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Ah, New Hampshire...the South of the North.

j/k, never been

New Hampshire is one of the best-educated, wealthiest and least religious states. Wealth tends to be pretty polarized, though, with towns in the southern part of the state, especially near the seacoast, frequently being extremely rich while some places are very rural, to put it kindly, and filled with rednecks. The South of the North remains northeastern Vermont, however.

/from New Hampshire
//from a hick town filled with trailer parks and Nascar fans
2012-10-08 01:54:33 PM  
FTA: The 15-year-old was taken into custody and placed outside the home per a judge's order.

Thank goodness he was placed outside of the home!
2012-10-08 03:46:19 PM  
If they had an HOA, that man would be alive today.
2012-10-08 05:30:11 PM  

Mr. Ekshun: *mumble, mumble... something about a rim job... mumble*

/Spare me.

I guess he forgot to tread carefully.
2012-10-08 06:43:49 PM  
I don't think anyone would get it if I made a carcass joke.
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