Swiss Colony: I save my Watermelon flavour dipping candy for the black kids. The whites get vanilla of course, as per the packaging.clickypop
JackalRabbit: miss diminutive: My aunt and uncle were like this guy and used to despise Halloween. They lived beside that one guy in the neighbourhood who'd just go all out for Halloween; every year he'd convert his lawn into a haunted graveyard, complete with smoke machines, stuffed mannequins and scary music. Kids from all over would come just to see it and would, of course, try knocking on the adjacent houses to try their luck. Both of them would turn off all the lights, hunker down in the basement and basically sit in the dark while the doorbell rang all night. It was like they were riding out a nuclear war or something.Finally they just ended up staying at friends places on Halloween just to avoid it, but they'd always come home to trampled flowers and a rotten egg or two on their property.I miss trick or treating. Given the choice I'd rather go door-to-door or hand out candy rather than partake in the raging slutathon Halloween has slowly become.sounded kind of fat at the end there
Swiss Colony: Isn't his beef not with giving out shiat to child beggers, but by having 'Trick or Treating' on the 30th childs from other neighbo(u)rhoods come along so he ends up with many, many more than if it was the 31st so these childs would stay in their neighbo(u)hoods?Sounds like greedy little farkers are trick and treating two nights running.If you leave your lights off, or don't answer the door don't you end up getting 'tricked'?
Walker: I get zero trick-or-treaters. Most kids know don't knock on old man Walker's door.
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