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(News.com.au)   Man skips out on hotel bill, gets ratted out by his toothbrush   ( news.com.au) divider line
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2012-10-08 02:20:58 AM  
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xl5150: So they found a toothbrush with his DNA in a room. Is that really evidence that he was a hotel guest that stayed there? Hardly. The toothbrush could have belonged to a woman who gave him a BJ in a back alley and then brushed her teeth with it. That toothbrush didn't prove anything coontil he confessed, at least).

If I'm ever rightfully accused of a crime, I hope you're on my jury.
If I'm ever the victim of a crime and the cops caught the right guy, I hope you aren't on his jury.
2012-10-08 01:53:19 AM  
2 votes:
So there was semen on his toothbrush? And it was his?
2012-10-08 08:46:23 AM  
1 vote:
I call shenanigans... Everybody knows brits don't have toothbrushes.
2012-10-08 02:11:43 AM  
1 vote:
FARKers hero worshipping lowlifes and applauding any lawyer's dodge that might let a guilty son of a biatch get away with something. That is tradition that will never change here.
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