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(The Sun)   Sorry Gramps--once it's gone it's gone   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, female hormones, yoga class  
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26005 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Oct 2012 at 8:42 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-07 08:46:32 PM  
19 votes:
Has he checked down on Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street?
2012-10-07 08:52:36 PM  
15 votes:
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Looks like David Attenbourough and Steve Buscemi got together and had an older man.
2012-10-07 08:55:52 PM  
9 votes:
Women. They can never make up their minds.
2012-10-08 12:20:11 AM  
5 votes:
"I date women but once they find out I have a female body it always ends."

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2012-10-07 05:27:33 PM  
5 votes:
NHS sex-change policy: "Limit one per customer."
2012-10-07 09:13:53 PM  
4 votes:
From the comments on the article:

"So pay for it out of your pension.... Is it a coincidence that 'pension' is an anagram of 'penis on'"

I lol'd
2012-10-07 08:50:05 PM  
3 votes:
"But the operation essentially left me a lesbian."

See, there is a bright side to everything.
2012-10-07 11:44:06 PM  
2 votes:

RoyBatty: Had a marriage therapist -- never sure he was any good as a therapist but he would be a great friend. Anyway, he took me aside one day and told me my wife wanted to sleep with him.

Looking back on it now, I probably should have given that the greenlite. (I don't think he was all that interested in losing his license regardless of my greenlite, and I think he had seen my wife or similar enough times before.)

Back alley Rub-n-Tug?
2012-10-07 10:32:32 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-07 09:37:47 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-07 09:30:26 PM  
2 votes:

JohnCarter: It's a man baby!!

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2012-10-07 09:24:14 PM  
2 votes:

cman: What I meant was that I was wondering if they were looking for something that could have caused transgenderism. For all we know his transgenderism could have been a symptom, not the sickness itself.

Maybe he just liked the feel of a summer dress, and figured he had to be a chick to get the full-on experience.


LOL @ the guy with no junk.
2012-10-07 09:23:09 PM  
2 votes:

Silverstaff: Seriously, I thought before they let you have irreversible surgery they made 100% sure you were committed to this, and knew beyond a shadow of a doubt it's what you want and there is no going back.

LOL @ 100% of anything in life.
2012-10-07 08:55:09 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-07 08:53:49 PM  
2 votes:
jimmyego: Was there a need to blow up the picture so large you could see the grain? At best that image should, by law, be postage stamp size or smaller.

If you're using postage stamps instead of metering, chances are you're handling a small package.
2012-10-08 02:52:35 PM  
1 vote:
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/now not so disappointed
2012-10-08 05:14:29 AM  
1 vote:

sleeps in trees: If a tx says they can cure you, run! It's not about "curing" it's about giving you the tools that you don't have making as much money as possible from you over as many years as possible.

FTFY. Same time next week. That'll be $500, thank you.
2012-10-08 04:06:49 AM  
1 vote:

sleeps in trees: Hey, no harm. I'm not saying an easy fix, that is why my thoughts ended in question marks.

Unfortunately using fark as a citation is not universally accepted in my line of work. But, I'll throw it in as a "friend of a friend".

Well, before I replied, I did comment with link the prevailing standards directly from the organization that specializes in this sort of thing. Might be more suitable.

And trust me, I understand citations being necessary. Spent a good chunk of this weekend missing some great games while I churned out a Lit Review section for a paper I'm working on. Once I'm done, I don't think I'll ever wanna look at JSTOR or the General Social Survey for a year...
2012-10-07 11:10:56 PM  
1 vote:
To me, the takeaway from this article is that I'm totally gonna use the term "tackle" for my junk at some point.
2012-10-07 10:33:46 PM  
1 vote:
Um, you break it, you bought it.


/Transgendered are the least represented in the LGBT group
//They need more people speaking up for them

Personally, the G(rand) BLT group would seem like it already gets enough appreciation.

/Friend of mine is a he to she trans, and knows she went through the toughest stretch of her life
//I still call her a transformer, because there's more than meets the eye
2012-10-07 10:33:12 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe he'd feel better if someone explained to him that, even if he still had his original equipment, it probably wouldn't work very well at his age.
2012-10-07 10:19:38 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-07 09:56:55 PM  
1 vote:

MattyBlast: Sorry pal, there's no such procedure as an addadicktome.

Sure there is.

Get him a strap-on.
2012-10-07 09:47:48 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe in the future, for contingencies like this, they should store the junk in the trunk.
2012-10-07 09:43:22 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-07 09:42:08 PM  
1 vote:
If he gets a new penis, he should just attach it above his vagina hole so he can fark himself whenever he gets the urge.
2012-10-07 09:22:56 PM  
1 vote:
Haha heard she would be a lesbian but in England Liquor Licenses are a biatch to get.
2012-10-07 09:10:49 PM  
1 vote:
Hasn't South Park done this already?
2012-10-07 09:10:25 PM  
1 vote:
I remember there was a cartoon like this in one of the Playboy or Penthouse magazines I had stashed as a youngster, except the dude was on the operating table saying he'd changed his mind while the surgeon had the dude's junk already detached and ready to put in the tray thing.

/Yes, I am old
2012-10-07 09:09:53 PM  
1 vote:
Oh Farking great! (rummages around for the gin) Now I have to forget I saw that.
2012-10-07 09:05:12 PM  
1 vote:

GungFu: BarkingUnicorn: NHS sex-change policy: "Limit one per customer."


No deposit, no return.
2012-10-07 08:53:57 PM  
1 vote:
Seems like you might have wanted to keep that in a safe place. Maybe on the back of a mouse.
2012-10-07 08:50:15 PM  
1 vote:
Was there a need to blow up the picture so large you could see the grain? At best that image should, by law, be postage stamp size or smaller.
2012-10-07 08:49:17 PM  
1 vote:
Damned junk panels.
2012-10-07 08:45:43 PM  
1 vote:
Never has this been soooo true

It's a man baby!! Full Size
2012-10-07 08:43:37 PM  
1 vote:
At his age, what would be the point?
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