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(Journal Times)   Neither had any qualms about eating something older than them. "Not even the slightest," said Ashley Mikkelson, who joked that she loved cheese so much she would marry it if she could   ( journaltimes.com) divider line
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2012-10-07 07:54:49 PM  
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Don't worry, if the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA continues unchecked, MARRIAGE BETWEEN MAN AND CHEESE is right around the corner
2012-10-07 07:49:11 PM  
2 votes:
I'm sure it's just like wine tastings. Where poseurs circle-jerk about how much better something "exclusive" tastes despite having absolutely no ability to discern any difference.
2012-10-08 12:29:32 AM  
1 vote:

Gelatinous: A disturbingly high percentage of women's online dating profiles list "cheese" as a favorite item (usually as the very first or very last item). I don't know what to make of it.

Seems straightforward to me. Women like cheese. It is a guiltless yet delicious source of protein, one of the few out there. You never see a mother cheese nurturing her cute little baby cheeses with humanlike compassion. You never see a cheese looking up at you with big, sad eyes, wondering what you intend with that knife and box of crackers. Admired and successful women don't appear in paid advertisements, tenderly embracing lovely cheeses, weeping openly, and calling you a murdering, gluttonous whore for eating cheddar.

Cheese is one of the few proteins that a woman can shove a fork into and chomp with sensuous abandon without looking like a heartless regressive in the eyes of educated society, and it doesn't taste like tofu or peat moss like vegetable-based protein. Of course women like it.
2012-10-07 10:30:37 PM  
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I always pour 12 year old scotch for my dates so they can drink something older than themselves
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