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(NBC News)   Bear cub breaks into home for some chocolate cake, says if that biatch Goldilocks can break into his home, eat his porridge, and sleep in his bed, he at least deserves some cake without getting hassled   ( usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Goldilocks, Fish Department, porridge, raw foods, Arizona Game, bed  
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2012-10-07 11:32:16 AM  
2 votes:
You want the chocolate cake? And so I sliced the chocolate cake. Shunk. Shunk. And I served it. But wait, the bear cub needed something to drink. Something breakfast. Grapefruit juice! This is not your bear.
2012-10-07 12:07:34 PM  
1 vote:
He couldn't find the beer.
2012-10-07 11:05:26 AM  
1 vote:
Next thing you know, they'll be applying for Section 8 housing, WIC and loitering on street corners. This won't end well.
2012-10-07 07:01:43 AM  
1 vote:
It's a lie
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