Seth'n'Spectrum: I went on a post-OKCupid date recently.She forgot to shave her moustache.I was willing to forgive her that, but clearly I did something she was less willing to forgive.
jmadisonbiii: [media.tumblr.com image 487x290]Uhhh, bonn jore?
whiteylexus: I'm a legit 6-foot-4, but I've thought about lying about it on my profile, because I think it scares away the women who are shorter than, say, 5-foot-6. Women want tall men, but not that much taller than them.
martid4: PallMall: martid4: My date rape kit involves Mazola, a drop cloth and duct tape.[ytrewq.com image 300x386] FTFYYeah, like you've never taken a chick back to her house passed out drunk, lean her against the door, ring the doorbell and run like hell. So many dates ended this way. Not to mention they are hard to carry after dipped in Mazola.
bighairyguy: Women: Have a good explanation for why you are 50 pounds heavier than your profile picture.Men: Have a good explanation for why you are 6 inches shorter than your profile height.
Obama4Life: jmadisonbiii: [media.tumblr.com image 487x290]Uhhh, bonn jore?I love that commercial
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