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(Daily Mail)   Next generation of body scanners will be able to read to the molecular level. And small enough to be installed almost anywhere. Feel safe, citizen?   ( divider line
    More: Scary, college freshmen, In-Q-Tel, organic matter, Department of Homeland Security  
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2012-10-07 10:07:50 AM  
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Real Women Drink Akvavit: Does this mean middle aged women such as myself can simply go on a vacation and have a fancy shmancy mammogram within a picosecond at the same time? I'd be OK with a two-fer in that case. If not - quit ogling my molecules, perverts.

Your mouth is saying "no", but your covalent electrons are saying "yes"
2012-10-07 09:31:15 AM  
2 votes:
Oh man, I can only imagine what horrible things the government could do with information about my molecules! I can only imagine it, because I have no knowledge or experience with molecular scanning and therefore I must rely on my imagination to tell me what it's all about. And let me tell you, brother, it's some pretty scary shiat!
2012-10-07 04:13:40 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-07 03:59:13 PM  
1 vote:

JonnyBGoode: You know who else had small body scanners that could read on the molecular level...

Nice try, but the headline said "Next Generation body scanners."
2012-10-07 02:14:41 PM  
1 vote:

dervish16108: We live in a highly farked-up country where not enough people have a problem with the government scanning hundreds of millions of traveling bodies with impunity in the name of safety, but far too many would scream bloody murder if it were even proposed that the government support scanning all our citizens every year for medical purposes.

Woa there bub, that sounds a lot like universal healthcare.

/grabs rifle
2012-10-07 10:41:09 AM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: This thread brought to you by Carl's Jr.

How I feel about people like you:

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I feel that way about people that post that XKCD comic. Is that meta?
2012-10-07 10:20:36 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-07 10:07:17 AM  
1 vote:

GBB: Sir, step through the scanner.
*beep beep*
Sir, can you stand over here for a second?
The Doctor will see you in a minute.

Doctor WHO?
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