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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Man runs a baited line from his living room couch out a crack in the door, through the yard and into the lake behind his house so he could fish while watching football and ends up catching a large redfish. "My life's work is now done"   ( postandcourier.com) divider line
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2012-10-07 07:15:56 AM  
2 votes:
I love the Killjoy in the article's comments section.
2012-10-07 09:10:46 AM  
1 vote:

Toy_Cop: 38 and retired. Lucky somabiatch.

Financial planner.
My now retired financial planner always explained my portfolio this way to me when I asked about my trading losses:

"Well, I made money."

"The brokerage firm made money."

"....two out of three ain't bad!"
2012-10-07 07:30:14 AM  
1 vote:

Mr. Ekshun: Well, he has one fish. Now he needs two fish. I highly suggest the Pomatomus saltatrix.

Blue fish.
2012-10-07 04:29:39 AM  
1 vote:

Krymson Tyde: I received oral sex while watching an Alabama game so I'm ahead of you, dude.

Trouser trout?
2012-10-07 12:20:45 AM  
1 vote:
I received oral sex while watching an Alabama game so I'm ahead of you, dude.
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