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(Toronto Star)   The latest trend for thieves: stealing Sarah Jessica Parker's hair   ( thestar.com) divider line
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2783 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Oct 2012 at 5:58 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-06 02:09:51 PM  

2012-10-06 02:32:54 PM  
2012-10-06 03:45:01 PM  
Horse hair brushes are quite useful.
2012-10-06 06:06:04 PM  
Golf clap
2012-10-06 06:06:41 PM  
Why would anyone *clicks link*, Oh you magnificent bastard.
2012-10-06 06:07:14 PM  
Any house from about the 20's or before will have horse hair mixed in the plaster as a binder. Maybe someone's doing a period correct rehab.
2012-10-06 06:08:24 PM  
Pony thread?
2012-10-06 06:09:31 PM  
So I supposed reproducing "the list" would shut down the Fark servers?
2012-10-06 06:12:57 PM  
Finally, I get to use this..

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2012-10-06 06:13:30 PM  

cookiefleck: Pony thread?


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2012-10-06 06:17:06 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: "Mane."


This did not have a horse reference -- this should be redlit immediately!

/no, seriously, it breaks a 6-year long chain of greenlights
2012-10-06 06:17:34 PM  
I do not get the allure of her...never have, never will
2012-10-06 06:18:12 PM  
maybe The Furniture Guys could help.

about a year ago i was talking to a nephew, wondering why someone doesn't offer farmers & ranchers a satellite based anti-theft surveillance service. i figured in these trying times with prices going up, a cow is worth $$$ and it would be worth it. my poor nephew was really nice as he humored me, a fat old technologically retarded uncle. -sigh-

/hores harr
2012-10-06 06:25:50 PM  
TFA: White horsehair goes for $350-$400 per 450 grams, Sellers says.

I like the metric system as much as any good engineer, but that's a pound. Why not just say per pound.
2012-10-06 06:28:46 PM  
This is a story Mr.Hands could have gotten behind.
2012-10-06 06:49:36 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: TFA: White horsehair goes for $350-$400 per 450 grams, Sellers says.

I like the metric system as much as any good engineer, but that's a pound. Why not just say per pound.

Per pound.
2012-10-06 07:07:25 PM  
White horsehair goes for $350-$400 per 450 grams, Sellers says. Darker horsehair retails for less

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2012-10-06 07:10:04 PM  
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy

Hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow, my hair
2012-10-06 07:12:23 PM  
White horsehair goes for $350-$400 per 450 grams.
2012-10-06 07:35:17 PM  
I would put Sarah Jessica Parker atop my list of people who are hot precisely because they aren't Hollywood Hot. I would give a left nut to ravish her during her Square Pegs days, then I'd rub her feet and make her breakfast.

While we're on Square Pegs, Muffy was a little piece, too.
2012-10-06 08:12:33 PM  
Maybe it was dog hair?

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2012-10-06 08:22:02 PM  
Prime suspect pictured here:

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2012-10-07 12:06:42 AM  
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2012-10-07 12:09:05 AM  
What could I get out of the horsehair padding in my antique couch cushions? Or the seat padding in an old BMW?

/Answer: anthrax.
2012-10-07 02:14:13 AM  
A set of extensions can run several grand. I suppose it would be more durable than human hair.
2012-10-07 03:16:12 AM  
Show horse #1: "Say that's a beautiful tail you have, is it real?"

Show horse #2: "Nay."
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