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(The Sun)   What humans will look like...IN THE YEAR 3000 (w/pics)   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2012-10-06 08:37:32 AM  
16 votes:
'Smaller brains, more wrinkles, fewer teeth'

So they'll all be Republicans?
2012-10-06 11:22:30 AM  
10 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: "Expect people to have QUADRUPLE CHINS"

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2012-10-06 09:01:17 AM  
7 votes:
"Expect people to have QUADRUPLE CHINS"

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2012-10-06 08:36:50 AM  
7 votes:
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2012-10-06 08:49:13 AM  
6 votes:

Trance750: 'Smaller brains, more wrinkles, fewer teeth'

So they'll all be Republicans?

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2012-10-06 08:04:41 AM  
6 votes:
In the year two thousaaaaaaaaand
2012-10-06 08:43:24 AM  
5 votes:
taaaaax cuuuuts

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2012-10-06 08:34:42 AM  
5 votes:
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2012-10-06 08:34:24 AM  
5 votes:
Add a pot belly and that looks pretty much like the average British pub inhabitant.
2012-10-06 08:33:30 AM  
5 votes:
So I guess in the year 3000 everyone will be looking for "My Precioussssssssss....."
2012-10-06 07:38:14 AM  
5 votes:
In just 1,000 years? No, it'll probably be more like ....

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2012-10-06 01:09:58 PM  
4 votes:
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2012-10-06 08:50:28 AM  
4 votes:
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2012-10-06 08:30:49 AM  
4 votes:
I looked at the pic and thought it was the Jackie Wright from Benny Hill
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2012-10-06 08:26:00 AM  
4 votes:
What will the page 3 girls look like then?
2012-10-06 10:40:13 AM  
3 votes:

wambu: Looks British. That is the female, isn't it?

Yes, smoking hot too!
2012-10-06 09:10:49 AM  
3 votes:
My prediction of what all women will look like in the year 3000:

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/male fertility rate continues to spiral downward because of teh crazy
2012-10-06 09:03:33 AM  
3 votes:
Meh. 500 years from now, genetic engineering will be commonplace. We'll be whatever we damn well want and to hell with evolution.

"Honey? It says here the polymastia fad is coming back."
"In your dreams, John."
2012-10-06 08:40:05 AM  
3 votes:
It sucks that our genitalia will have The Sun tattooed on them.
2012-10-06 09:10:08 PM  
2 votes:
Kill us with fire!
2012-10-06 02:01:20 PM  
2 votes:

RexTalionis: [www.allurelibre.ch image 468x595]

"Is it twue what they say about Morlocks?"

"It's twue! It's twue!"

2012-10-06 09:48:03 AM  
2 votes:
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So everyone will look like Tea Party people?

2012-10-06 09:44:21 AM  
2 votes:
Don't the readers of the Sun already resemble that picture?
2012-10-06 08:46:18 AM  
2 votes:
The fine people at Planet Express would like a word...
2012-10-06 08:36:32 AM  
2 votes:

leevis: If man is still alive...

If woman can survive, they may find...
2012-10-06 08:31:48 AM  
2 votes:
If man is still alive...
2012-10-06 08:16:09 AM  
2 votes:
Pretty much what I see when I read most posts on fark.
2012-10-06 01:41:39 PM  
1 vote:

I Browse: [www.velcro-city.co.uk image 500x500]

It's been done.

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2012-10-06 01:20:16 PM  
1 vote:

I Browse: [www.velcro-city.co.uk image 500x500]

It's been done.

2012-10-06 12:40:57 PM  
1 vote:
2: If the internet has taught me anything, it's that women will all have 13" long penises and huge tits.
2012-10-06 11:50:49 AM  
1 vote:

randomjsa: I particularly like the bit about how we're going to somehow have smaller brains because of computers.

Computers have been responsible for the EXPANSION of knowledge more so than perhaps any other tool in history.

Computers brought us Fark Politics threads and YouTube comments, so yes, computers will make the human brain smaller from lack of use. It's called atrophy.
2012-10-06 11:31:19 AM  
1 vote:
Really? I'm the first?

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2012-10-06 11:19:17 AM  
1 vote:

The Jami Turman Fan Club: We're still using a steering wheel a hundred years after the invention of the car simply because people like having something that makes them feel in control.

I thought we were using steering wheels because they're a direct mechanical interface to moving the front wheels of a car/truck, so they're very robust, fairly simple and cheap to manufacture, and easy to figure out. It'd be simple to drive-by-wire with a {joystick, mouse, control pad, subvocalized voice thingy} but that'd introduce another point of failure and cost more.

Within the next 10-20 years, I expect most cars that still exist will be computer-driven. Humans will still manually control cars for racing and possibly emergency situations, but for going to work and the mall, people will let AltaGoogleBingVistaBot drive. That way, people can spend more time playing SkyWorldOfFarmCraftRim and texting their BFFs.

It'll take a long time for humans to get used to the idea of controlling things via thought.

Not really. All it will take is for the thought/subvocal interface to be more convenient than pushing buttons and moving mice. This may take a few years.

TwoBeersOneCan: This article is absurd for another reason I haven't seen in the thread. Human beings in 1,000 years will not be organic.

1000 years is a long time to make predictions for, but it's possible that we may run into fundamental physical constraints that either prevent brain uploading or make it insanely expensive. Also, we don't know if running human intelligence on a non-meat platform will work. We do know that running it on meat works, so I think research will first be put into improving the meat rather than building non-meat that may not work.

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I Could Be Wrong and things could go in a completely different and much sillier direction, though.
2012-10-06 11:17:01 AM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: I can't fap to this.

2012-10-06 10:59:20 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-06 10:46:56 AM  
1 vote:
My Sun penis really gets the chicks hot.
2012-10-06 10:30:57 AM  
1 vote:
Looks British. That is the female, isn't it?
2012-10-06 10:15:24 AM  
1 vote:

//that is the dumbest thing I've read all week and I've been reading teabagger tweets.
2012-10-06 10:10:56 AM  
1 vote:

untaken_name: rhiannon: "fingers will increase because of the greater use of devices such as iPhones that need complex eye-hand coordination."

If we're going to be using iPhones in 1,000 years we might as well just freaking end it now.

It'll be twice as thin with 2" of greater screen real estate and a battery life of at least several hours by then, so at least there's that.

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2012-10-06 09:59:45 AM  
1 vote:

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2012-10-06 09:48:35 AM  
1 vote:
Trying that again:

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2012-10-06 09:35:56 AM  
1 vote:
ctrl+f lamarckism
scroll down...

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2012-10-06 09:17:00 AM  
1 vote:
No necks? No wonder our future Giraffe overlords will enslave us so easily.
2012-10-06 09:15:03 AM  
1 vote:
Old-timey article from 1934:

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2012-10-06 09:06:26 AM  
1 vote:
Advancements in nutrition?

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2012-10-06 09:06:16 AM  
1 vote:
In other news, everyone's penis will have an advertisement for THE SUN on it.
2012-10-06 09:05:28 AM  
1 vote:
Based on that photo, I'd say alien encounters are more likely to be human time travelers from the year 4000.

/adjusting tin foil hat
2012-10-06 09:02:21 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-06 08:58:18 AM  
1 vote:
And there will be darker skin as people move around the planet and races mix.

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/I keed
2012-10-06 08:48:49 AM  
1 vote:
So women will be selecting for ugly, hairless, tiny penis, strange looking men?

More likely we will have good looking idiots who can just about function in life and can get laid...

What do the women look like who will want these supermen?
2012-10-06 08:45:55 AM  
1 vote:
WOW, they already look like that in Tennessee
2012-10-06 08:43:37 AM  
1 vote:
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I know this guy!
2012-10-06 08:42:50 AM  
1 vote:

Trance750: 'Smaller brains, more wrinkles, fewer teeth'

So they'll all be Republicans?

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2012-10-06 08:34:14 AM  
1 vote:
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As long as they don't take our jobs..
2012-10-06 08:32:41 AM  
1 vote:
I can't fap to this.
2012-10-06 08:30:21 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-06 08:27:59 AM  
1 vote:

Cuchulane: What will the page 3 girls look like then?

See "Pud", above. ^
2012-10-06 03:17:08 AM  
1 vote:
Wow, all that in 1000 years. Too bad we have no way of knowing how much we've changed in our previous 1000 years. Oh, wait....
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