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(KATU)   If you happen to see a 200lb, 30' tall blue gorilla wearing sunglasses and yellow polka dot shorts and carrying a hot tub, the Portland police would appreciate a call   ( katu.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Portland Police Bureau  
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2012-10-06 12:56:56 AM  
2 votes:
"Hey... I know that guy!"
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2012-10-06 07:59:28 AM  
1 vote:
So maybe it went like this -
A few guys are sitting around getting baked and one says "Dude, you know what would be really awesome? Yea, if we had that giant gorilla sitting right here"

Somebody had to be high to scheme up this theft.
2012-10-06 01:43:10 AM  
1 vote:
you had me until yellow polka dot shorts. the one I saw was orange stripes, and was carrying a mini-fridge, but I'll keep an eye out.
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