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(Buzzfeed)   The eight most useless pieces of exercise equipment. It's amazing anyone ever bought a Soloflex   ( divider line
    More: Silly, exercise equipment, Suzanne Somers, R.J. Reynolds, rollers, Shake Weight  
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20607 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Oct 2012 at 7:22 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-06 07:46:09 AM  
2 votes:
I was hoping for writeups and explanations on why they were so useless. Not just pictures with a caption saying "Eh! Amirite!"

I guess I was just expecting an actual article. Not just some bullshiat thrown together.

/say what you want, cracked actually hires actual writers and has set a standard for comedy articles
2012-10-06 01:10:18 PM  
1 vote:

xanadian: FTFA: This useless rubber tube is called the ViPR. Their site claims you can do...9,000 exercises with it. NINE THOUSAND.

This has 82 functions...83 if you count lighting a cigarette.

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2012-10-06 09:56:23 AM  
1 vote:

machoprogrammer: There is no such thing as muscle tone

Odd that it's used to diagnose many illnesses.

But no no, carry on, you're a big bad programmer.
2012-10-06 09:07:37 AM  
1 vote:

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2012-10-06 09:00:42 AM  
1 vote:
Pretty much anything other than a barbell, a squat rack, and a bench is useless exercise equipment for 99% of people's strength training needs.
2012-10-06 08:56:28 AM  
1 vote:
My mom bought something off TV similar to this in the 70s

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2012-10-06 07:41:11 AM  
1 vote:
Southside Steve Rickman from The Regular Guys in Atlanta, we're looking at you.
2012-10-06 07:39:55 AM  
1 vote:

fluffy2097: Oh man, that back roller thing looks amazing. I bet it would feel awesome right up to the point my hair got caught in it.

I don't think you're supposed to do it in the nude.
2012-10-06 07:26:06 AM  
1 vote:
No Shake Weight?
2012-10-06 07:25:39 AM  
1 vote:
Oh man, that back roller thing looks amazing. I bet it would feel awesome right up to the point my hair got caught in it.
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