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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Hands down, the most bizarre mug shot you're likely to see today   ( ktla.com) divider line
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39139 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Oct 2012 at 5:51 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-05 06:13:09 PM  
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2012-10-05 06:13:12 PM  
He would've gotten away ribbit if it weren't for that meddling kid.
2012-10-05 06:13:40 PM  
I was going to say that he was ballchinnian but I just can't compete with the goitering comment.
2012-10-05 06:15:19 PM  
The frog he did a rapin' go uh-huh...
2012-10-05 06:15:33 PM  
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2012-10-05 06:15:58 PM  
I imagine he's growing that goatee to try to hide his double chin.
2012-10-05 06:16:23 PM  
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2012-10-05 06:16:34 PM  
2012-10-05 06:17:53 PM  
The suspect was last heard saying "Get. In. My. Belly!"
2012-10-05 06:18:37 PM  
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2012-10-05 06:18:45 PM  

MaxxLarge: Jesus! Was he planing to hide the kid in the pelican-pouch?!?

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2012-10-05 06:18:52 PM  
2012-10-05 06:19:57 PM  

uncleacid: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x419]

Hang on, does that fish have buck teeth or have the drugs kicked in?
2012-10-05 06:24:48 PM  
Jowl Jiggling world champion!
2012-10-05 06:24:48 PM  
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2012-10-05 06:24:52 PM  
Wait... was that a mugshot or a thumbprint?
2012-10-05 06:26:20 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.grimmemennesker.dk image 541x737]

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2012-10-05 06:26:32 PM  

bighairyguy: You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.

Bwahaha... Was going to say the exact same thing!
2012-10-05 06:27:57 PM  
It's Jabba!
2012-10-05 06:29:01 PM  

big_hed: How does a 425 pound man escape from a soccer coach?

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If he's tall, he might just be so big and bulky that it's very difficult to hold him in place even if he can't move very fast. All he has to do is turn and shift his bulk here and there. And the soccer coach isn't going to want to leave the kids alone... so I could see him slowly meandering away until the police get there. And he couldn't get far enough away to escape before the police got there.
2012-10-05 06:30:27 PM  
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2012-10-05 06:31:05 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 800x567]

Pretty sure that is libel to the potato... also a death sentence in Idaho.
2012-10-05 06:31:39 PM  
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2012-10-05 06:31:46 PM  
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he has very good Kung fu
2012-10-05 06:32:06 PM  
It's not like he's going to be hard to spot. Can't really get lost in a crowd, that guy.
2012-10-05 06:32:16 PM  
In the annual easter egg painting contest, that's a losing entry. The egg has to actually LOOK like a face.
2012-10-05 06:32:38 PM  
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2012-10-05 06:33:30 PM  
He is clearly a master of the Toad Technique, very dangerous.

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2012-10-05 06:33:51 PM  
you liberals can't help but make fun of a successful whatever the fark he is huh? huh? I bet he was just gonna offer that kid a job washing his ass. Now WE have to feed him..Good God !!!
2012-10-05 06:34:20 PM  

I should be in the kitchen: [content7.flixster.com image 520x400]

Kanemano: [content7.flixster.com image 520x400] 

he has very good Kung fu

*Tiny Fist Shake Technique!!*
2012-10-05 06:35:13 PM  
2012-10-05 06:36:58 PM  

Pistoffradish: [i.imgur.com image 480x600]

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2012-10-05 06:38:17 PM  
Carmageddon, anyone? (Surprised no one beat me to this one...)

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2012-10-05 06:40:52 PM  
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2012-10-05 06:43:20 PM  
2012-10-05 06:43:36 PM  
I bet he ain't had any pussy since pussy had him.
2012-10-05 06:43:44 PM  
We are not amused..

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2012-10-05 06:44:41 PM  
I bet he gets a job in jail putting the pillow cases on the pillows
2012-10-05 06:47:12 PM  
Even for Fark, that ain't right.
2012-10-05 06:49:53 PM  
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2012-10-05 06:49:56 PM  
It's like his second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth chins all collaborated on one SUPERCHIN.
2012-10-05 06:50:15 PM  
That must be fun to shave.
2012-10-05 06:50:41 PM  
Internet Defense Attorney says: "The kid and his cousin were making fun of my client. He probably shouldn't have, but he grabbed him to scare some sense into him. The kids ran off to claim my client was trying to abduct the boy."
2012-10-05 06:50:49 PM  
Nobody mentions the 19 y/o female cousin?
2012-10-05 06:51:15 PM  

Riotboy: More chins than a chinese phone book.

Very funny, ha ha ha
2012-10-05 06:52:28 PM  

PallMall: thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.grimmemennesker.dk image 541x737]

I have reported you for being racist

/not really
2012-10-05 06:56:58 PM  

mr_fulano: Nobody mentions the 19 y/o female cousin?

In my case, i started laughing too hard to even RTFA.
2012-10-05 06:57:54 PM  

Bubba_the_Hutt: Hey buddy, why the long face?

With a handle like that, you're a fine one to talk...
2012-10-05 06:59:26 PM  
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2012-10-05 07:00:50 PM  

Hack Patooey: [static.rateyourmusic.com image 399x444]

Just the image I was looking for.

/Daaaamn, America
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