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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Hands down, the most bizarre mug shot you're likely to see today   ( ktla.com) divider line
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39139 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Oct 2012 at 5:51 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-05 04:09:16 PM  
Good gawd, dude, don't turn your head too fast, you may give yourself whiplash!
2012-10-05 04:16:24 PM  
Wonder if they charged him with goitering...
2012-10-05 04:18:53 PM  
Keep your chin up, dude.
2012-10-05 04:21:08 PM  
Caught him in mid-croak.
2012-10-05 04:21:11 PM  
Holy shiat... no wonder he wasn't able to run away.
2012-10-05 04:21:14 PM  
You guys laugh, but French chicks can't get enough of him.
2012-10-05 04:22:38 PM  
He's a Toad/Man Hybrid.

2012-10-05 04:37:23 PM  
I haven't seen that nice a display of neckpork since those oil executives had to testify.
2012-10-05 04:46:18 PM  
Separated at birth?
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2012-10-05 05:19:57 PM  
Where's your neck?
2012-10-05 05:21:20 PM  
I like the part about the soccer coach tackling him in the street.
2012-10-05 05:24:39 PM  
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2012-10-05 05:24:50 PM  
You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.
2012-10-05 05:26:41 PM  
Espinoza was booked on suspicion of false imprisonment, child annoying, and gang enhancements, for being a documented gang member.


/Boonowa tweepi, ha, ha.
2012-10-05 05:31:04 PM  
That guy should shave his head.
2012-10-05 05:31:05 PM  

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/I'm sorry your head looks like a potato, man
2012-10-05 05:32:39 PM  
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2012-10-05 05:35:33 PM  
Jesus! Was he planing to hide the kid in the pelican-pouch?!?

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2012-10-05 05:38:04 PM  
Bsed on that mugshot, I'd say the kid got away by just walking briskly away.
2012-10-05 05:49:02 PM  

SilentStrider: Bsed on that mugshot, I'd say the kid got away by just walking briskly strolling casually away.

2012-10-05 05:50:46 PM  
So I guess its safe to assume the motive for this attempted kidnapping was hunger?
2012-10-05 05:53:54 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: SilentStrider: Bsed on that mugshot, I'd say the kid got away by just walking briskly strolling casually away.


Fair point.
2012-10-05 05:54:40 PM  
Hay lapa no ya, Solo!

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2012-10-05 05:54:53 PM  
That no good dirty LOW down son of a biatch.

2012-10-05 05:55:07 PM  
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2012-10-05 05:55:42 PM  
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He was just trying to attract a mate.
2012-10-05 05:58:13 PM  
Dude - he's fallen a long way from the glory days when he was running Exxon Mobil..... 

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2012-10-05 06:00:11 PM  
Kermit's cousin?
2012-10-05 06:00:13 PM  
Nice try, subby. But I live in the deep south. I see 10 creatures who are just as fat during a quick walk through the local Wal-Mart.
2012-10-05 06:01:03 PM  
More chins than a chinese phone book.
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2012-10-05 06:01:27 PM  
Wait just a minute, I put my hands down, for this!!!!
2012-10-05 06:02:15 PM  
How does a 425 pound man escape from a soccer coach?

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2012-10-05 06:02:22 PM  
y'all are just jealous of a man who's prepared for winter
2012-10-05 06:03:53 PM  
Hey buddy, why the long face?
2012-10-05 06:04:32 PM  

MaxxLarge: Jesus! Was he planing to hide the kid in the pelican-pouch?!?

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Yup, first person who crossed my mind too!
2012-10-05 06:05:41 PM  
Well, at least we know he's got balls.
2012-10-05 06:06:03 PM  

the_rev: Wonder if they charged him with goitering...

2012-10-05 06:06:43 PM  
The human thumb. Every time I look at the picture, I start hearing Huell's breathing.
2012-10-05 06:06:56 PM  
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2012-10-05 06:07:42 PM  
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Bother me? Oh, phhbt... Why would a little goiter like that bother me? No, not a bit. It's nothing. It's nothin', it's um, in fact, it's um, it's very distinctive, y'know? Um, I mean you want to know something? I, I wish I had one. Really.
2012-10-05 06:07:49 PM  
I just cannot understand why someone like that has to resort to abducting young boys. Serious question for all the women of Fark -- would you really turn down such a flawless specimen of manhood if you were lucky enough to have him hit on you? I mean, I'm a straight, happily married man, and I'm a little turned on by his picture. And I can only imagine how good the rest of him looks.
2012-10-05 06:08:20 PM  
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2012-10-05 06:08:39 PM  
de wanna wanga
2012-10-05 06:09:23 PM  

BSABSVR: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]

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2012-10-05 06:09:36 PM  

the_rev: Wonder if they charged him with goitering...

Dammit. I was going to make a goiter joke...

\sulks away
2012-10-05 06:11:06 PM  
Seeing the mug on mobile makes the experience. You scroll down to his nose and it looks normal, then, oh..
2012-10-05 06:11:29 PM  
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2012-10-05 06:11:37 PM  
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2012-10-05 06:11:39 PM  
Abduct or swallow?
2012-10-05 06:11:50 PM  
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'You are one ugly modderfocker.'
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