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(FilmDrunk)   Liam Neeson, who used to be a teacher, once punched out a student who pulled a knife on him   ( filmdrunk.uproxx.com) divider line
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5366 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Oct 2012 at 4:32 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-05 02:44:54 PM  
10 votes:
After that the kid was Taken 2 detention
2012-10-05 04:53:55 PM  
7 votes:
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2012-10-05 04:39:08 PM  
3 votes:
Yeah, but he was a kindergarten teacher.
2012-10-05 05:10:53 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-05 03:21:38 PM  
2 votes:
In Ireland in the 1970s, the only reprimand a teacher could get for punching a student would be for not following up the jab.
2012-10-06 06:17:25 AM  
1 vote:
My senior year of HS, I had an English teacher who... God, I still adore this lady. She was one of those that worked your ass hard, didn't give a shiat about you if you didn't try, but if you did... she was awesome. One of those that you hated until the light went on, and then you loved her, no matter how hard she was pushing you. Tiny older lady. And I do mean tiny. Most of us were bigger than her.

One day, some guy busted into our class with a switchblade. Started screaming at her. Apparently, he hadn't done any work, so she warned him - and he kept up with it, so she shrugged and flunked him, and her report on his behavior (drugs, other stuff as well) meant that he was expelled for a while and made to repeat the year. He showed up with the knife right after he got the news. This was actually really unexpected. It was a very well-off town, and "you screw up and I'll take your Lexus" usually worked if a kid's parents found out anything bad. Lots of CEOs' kids.

This little old lady stands up, orders everyone out into the hallway, grabs the guy by the shirt, throws him towards the other side of the room, and then runs and LOCKS HERSELF IN with him. (Yes, locked in. I don't know why. For a rich town, it was an OLD building, and had a lot of weird things like that.)

The girls ran for the principal's office, and the guys stayed behind trying to get her to open the door. All they heard was the guy cussing up a blue streak and a lot of banging noises. When we got back with security and the door was unlocked, he was sitting on the floor, looking busted up and freaked out, and she was sitting at her desk with the switchblade out. Nobody knows exactly what happened, nobody could get her to say anything about it, and the dude just kinda vanished after that.

She got exactly zero crap from anyone for the rest of the year, and from what I heard, pretty much ever after that. I talked to her after graduating, and she said the story had snowballed into "she killed a kid for a bad paper", which she was VERY pleased with.

/yes, yes, I know, CSB
2012-10-05 04:48:44 PM  
1 vote:
Knife? no, he just called him a dick.
2012-10-05 04:38:15 PM  
1 vote:
Gosh, what are the odds that a former teenage boxing champion would punch out a wiseass teenager?
2012-10-05 03:13:59 PM  
1 vote:
He is a very dark man, with a particular set of skills.
2012-10-05 02:44:40 PM  
1 vote:
Liam Neeson, IRL and the movies, throat punching his way through life.
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