festus: B.L.Z. Bub: He was sword fighting in Rob Roy way before Star Wars and all that other shiat.Rob Roy: 1995Star Wars: 1977Not quite, but thanks for trying, Skippy.
Sock Ruh Tease: "Dad, is the teacher supposed to punch me? I don't want to go to class!"[thelostkokiri.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]
SubBass49: High school teacher here...been teaching for 11 years now, and have taken three knives off students. Never had to punch them in the face to get them either. Not trying to jinx myself here though...My personal favorite was off a 6' 4", 230 lbs+ Mexican gang-banger that went by the name "Kilo" who had asked me at one time, "Hey Mr...what would you do if I socked you in the face some day?" I told him I'd defend myself, and gave him a look that made sure he never questioned me again. Saw him the other day...he's in his mid 20's now...cusses like a drunken sailor, but said he missed me.
Ambivalence: B.L.Z. Bub: He was sword fighting in Rob Roy way before Star Wars and all that other shiat.Rob Roy is still, hands down, my favorite Liam Neeson movie.For an Irishman he makes a damn fine Scotsman.
lamorevincera: My senior year of HS, I had an English teacher who... God, I still adore this lady. She was one of those that worked your ass hard, didn't give a shiat about you if you didn't try, but if you did... she was awesome. One of those that you hated until the light went on, and then you loved her, no matter how hard she was pushing you. Tiny older lady. And I do mean tiny. Most of us were bigger than her.One day, some guy busted into our class with a switchblade. Started screaming at her. Apparently, he hadn't done any work, so she warned him - and he kept up with it, so she shrugged and flunked him, and her report on his behavior (drugs, other stuff as well) meant that he was expelled for a while and made to repeat the year. He showed up with the knife right after he got the news. This was actually really unexpected. It was a very well-off town, and "you screw up and I'll take your Lexus" usually worked if a kid's parents found out anything bad. Lots of CEOs' kids.This little old lady stands up, orders everyone out into the hallway, grabs the guy by the shirt, throws him towards the other side of the room, and then runs and LOCKS HERSELF IN with him. (Yes, locked in. I don't know why. For a rich town, it was an OLD building, and had a lot of weird things like that.)The girls ran for the principal's office, and the guys stayed behind trying to get her to open the door. All they heard was the guy cussing up a blue streak and a lot of banging noises. When we got back with security and the door was unlocked, he was sitting on the floor, looking busted up and freaked out, and she was sitting at her desk with the switchblade out. Nobody knows exactly what happened, nobody could get her to say anything about it, and the dude just kinda vanished after that.She got exactly zero crap from anyone for the rest of the year, and from what I heard, pretty much ever after that. I talked to her after graduating, and she said the story had snowballed into "she killed a kid for a bad paper", which she was VERY pleased with./yes, yes, I know, CSB
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