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(National Post)   Drunk and passed out in a field is no way to go through life. Neither is setting yourself on fire, stealing a bike and getting hit by a train   ( news.nationalpost.com) divider line
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2012-10-05 12:42:44 PM  
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Sounds like a pretty busy morning. I wonder what he had scheduled for the afternoon.

1 PM Skin Grafts
2 PM Go to liquor store. Demand better, cheaper Vodak
3 PM Scare kids at bus stop
4 PM Gilligan's Island reruns
5 PM Drink and work on chain saw
6 PM Emergency Room visit
7 PM "Meeting" at the "bar"
8 PM Fistfight with younger sober person
9 PM Emergency Room visit
10 PM Go back to bar. Look for teeth. Another fistfight
11 PM Emergency Room Visit
12 PM Urinate on exposed electrical wires
2012-10-05 12:48:27 PM  
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