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(YouTube)   My Canadian friend swore in as an American citizen yesterday. Help me think of a funny yard sign for his house   ( youtube.com) divider line
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2012-10-05 02:01:52 PM  
Go Bruins!
2012-10-05 02:09:29 PM  
this is a Tim Horton's and poutine free zone, violaters will be prosecuted to the fullest extents of the law.
2012-10-05 02:13:33 PM  
I too have no idea what a CN tower is.
2012-10-05 02:17:27 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Welcome to the United States
Your share of the National Debt is $51,525.41

And counting!
2012-10-05 02:19:47 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Male or female friend? Which are you? What were they doing in Canada and why are they coming here now and how did you become friends?

Now THAT is a weird sign.
2012-10-05 02:20:20 PM  
Willis Tower > CN Tower
2012-10-05 02:23:04 PM  
I used to live next door to your girlfriend.
2012-10-05 02:26:17 PM  
Welcome Neighbour
2012-10-05 02:34:41 PM  
"I got drunk and woke up a citizen"

/seems ambiguous enough
2012-10-05 02:42:45 PM  
"Is it too late to change my mind?"
2012-10-05 02:48:27 PM  
so hold my beer and watch this
2012-10-05 02:49:40 PM  

IQ - 50 points
body + 50 lbs
2012-10-05 02:50:11 PM  

paswa17: Willis Tower > CN Tower

Whatchoo talkin' aboot?
2012-10-05 02:55:33 PM  

2012-10-05 02:56:01 PM  
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2012-10-05 03:13:59 PM  

digitalrain: My Yali or Yours: Throw a bunch of these in his yard:

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OMG can you still get those? I haven't seen a CC in Florida in YEARS. I miss them SOOOOO

Heck, I haven't seen CC in Canada for YEARS. They were awesome, especially the blackberry flavour.
2012-10-05 03:16:15 PM  

wine_em_dine_em...: [www.camloot.com image 300x440]

He's yours now, no backsies!
2012-10-05 03:18:28 PM  
I (heart) America
It's The Beer I Hate
2012-10-05 03:18:37 PM  
Yard useless without pics
2012-10-05 03:21:33 PM  
"Hockey was invented in the USA"
2012-10-05 03:25:09 PM  
Maybe this is relevant: My Canadian friend is also a ginger. I know how much some of you love redheads.

/a male ginger
2012-10-05 03:32:14 PM  
2012-10-05 03:32:32 PM  
US.  You've been Shatnered...again.
2012-10-05 03:44:27 PM  
2012-10-05 03:47:09 PM  
Blame Canada!
2012-10-05 03:58:48 PM  
No more:

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2012-10-05 04:04:54 PM  
"Reformed Socialist"
"I was promised a free gun"
2012-10-05 04:12:30 PM  
"Tuque burning party here"
2012-10-05 04:12:31 PM  
Another Canadian politely invading the USA.
2012-10-05 04:29:30 PM  
Not a yard sign, I just like posting these in Canadian threads.

Scott Thompson...
Canadians hate Americans
Plane Hijack

Also these guys are Canadians

2012-10-05 04:40:49 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: paswa17: No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.

Brian Boitano is American. Brian Orser is Canadian.

Dang, he's right:

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2012-10-05 04:55:35 PM  

medazinol: No more:

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[www.nearof.com image 575x350]

[ocanada.com.au image 400x400]

[jaydamomphd.files.wordpress.com image 560x408]

You forgot Kinder Eggs/Kinder Surprise! That stuff is illegal in the States.
2012-10-05 04:56:09 PM  
2012-10-05 05:05:28 PM  

vpb: If you make a call to the right people and tell them he is a Muslim you won't even have to make the sign yourself.

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You know that just ain't funny. I briefly lived in an area where the story went "the last black person who lived in this town left after the cross burning incident" Of course, the year before I moved there, a black girl told me her grandma would kill her if she dated me cause I was white. That was the same place where the ag teacher demonstrated "the old way" to castrate a pig.
2012-10-05 05:15:33 PM  
You gave up Coffee Crisp and poutine for what?!
2012-10-05 05:22:21 PM  
"Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work."
2012-10-05 05:35:59 PM  
2012-10-05 05:44:56 PM  

skullkrusher: "Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work."

slavery it is!
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2012-10-05 06:11:29 PM  
My football team needed an extra down.
2012-10-05 06:49:45 PM  
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2012-10-05 06:55:27 PM  
How about "Dude, you're doing it wrong".
2012-10-05 07:04:14 PM  
jab a hockey stick into his lawn and burn it one night.
2012-10-05 07:09:56 PM  
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2012-10-05 07:45:20 PM  
I Used To Have Healthcare
Now I Have ObamaCare

2012-10-05 08:10:14 PM  
Burn a giant maple leaf in his yard! (Just like the Klan)
2012-10-05 08:26:13 PM  
Vous êtes en Amérique maintenant! Parler anglais!
2012-10-05 08:34:26 PM  

loonatic112358: this is a Tim Horton's and poutine free zone, violaters will be prosecuted to the fullest extents of the law.

If you come to Ohio, you are gonna have a bad time.

Timbits everywhere... No one was spared, not even the children.

Now, all the radio stations play nothing but Arrogant Worms and Rush... Which... is actually ok.
2012-10-05 09:55:18 PM  

No... I haven't read the thread. Why?
2012-10-05 09:58:35 PM  
I'd rather be curling

Just pulled out of the beaver

just in time to be too disgusted to vote

Now I can biatch about the government
2012-10-05 10:41:53 PM  
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