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(ESPN)   "Tim Tebow doesn't scare me at all..." says Mark Sanchez as he is shaking in his wee little boots   ( espn.go.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Tim Tebow, Mark Sanchez, Chaz Schilens, Jeremy Kerley, wildcat formation, LaDainian Tomlinson, completion percentage, Denver Broncos  
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2012-10-05 07:12:36 PM  
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2012-10-05 01:12:44 PM  
3 votes:
Say what you want, but Tebow was clutch last year for the Broncos when they needed him to be. He finds a way to win, and his teammates play better too because he's such a great leader, unlike that dirty Sanchez.

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2012-10-05 04:10:37 PM  
2 votes:
The Monday night football song will be "Ave Maria"
2012-10-05 03:25:41 PM  
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: fmcgalaxie500: No but J.J. Watt should

They'd be fools to play Sanchez. Watt can smell the virgin Christian blood from miles away and if he has to tear apart Sanchez to get to Tebow, by god he will do it.

JJ Watt is farking terrifying. At some point on Sunday he's going to bat one of Sanchez's dinky checkdown passes into the air, intercept it, grab Sanchez by the jersey, jam the ball into his facemask, and then piledrive Sanchez into the turf so his legs are sticking straight up in the air, twitching. And then Watt will point over to the Jets sideline at Tebow and the cameras will catch him mouthing "NOW YOU".

Fifteen yards for roughing the passer, Jets keep the ball.
2012-10-05 11:27:24 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-05 09:14:29 PM  
1 vote:
Tebow at least wants to farking win. Sanchez plays like such a biatch, its all I can do to not divide by zero to kill us all.

If im going to lose, FFS give me the guy who really wants it over that farkface sanchez.
2012-10-05 04:47:03 PM  
1 vote:
ESPN's official stance on the West Coast:"Nothing exists East of Arizona."
2012-10-05 04:22:48 PM  
1 vote:

meddleRPI: this fall is the worst fall since 2001, you know, when that thing happened

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2012-10-05 04:20:08 PM  
1 vote:
He's been wearing boots? Take them off, Sanchez, they're slowing you down! No wonder you can't get your timing down.
2012-10-05 04:16:50 PM  
1 vote:
I want Tebow to start now and for the next 20 years.

/delay as long as possible His entrance into politics
//yes, I know, ------------------->
2012-10-05 03:26:50 PM  
1 vote:
Sanchez is dirty. Everybody knows that.
2012-10-05 03:25:28 PM  
1 vote:
But marsupials do...because they're fast
2012-10-05 03:22:05 PM  
1 vote:
Hell, give Greg McElroy a shot. Knowing him, he probably mastered the playbook by the second day of training camp and he reads The Economist on his clipboard during gamedays.
2012-10-05 03:20:12 PM  
1 vote:
I totally believe Sanchez is telling the truth there. He has seen Tebow in pratice enough.
2012-10-05 12:48:30 PM  
1 vote:

Harv72b: Mentioned in the article: Mark Sanchez's 49.2% completion rate this season.
Not mentioned in the article: Timmysprinkles' 47.5% career mark.

Bottom Line:

They both suck, their coach is a fat blowhard and his brother isn't much better
2012-10-05 12:08:40 PM  
1 vote:
Mentioned in the article: Mark Sanchez's 49.2% completion rate this season.
Not mentioned in the article: Timmysprinkles' 47.5% career mark.
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