uncleacid: Surely, they can't be serious.
stampylives: So, you can disassemble the seats in their airplanes with a drop of coffee or soda?WHY DOES THE TSA ALLOW LIQUIDS ON PLANES AT ALL?! THE TERRORISTS JUST WON! AGAIN!
StoPPeRmobile: [www.speracing.com image 614x461]/safety wire god
AugieDoggyDaddy: If it's not human failure and it's not mechanical failure, what kind of failure is it?
robohobo: It's certainly not the union workers.
Babwa Wawa: My money's on mechanic sabotage.
AugieDoggyDaddy: Sombody please help me understand this.Late Thursday, American said the loose seats causing delays and cancellations this week were not the result of human or mechanical failure, as the airline once suspected.If it's not human failure and it's not mechanical failure, what kind of failure is it?
dcigary: I'm pretty sure that a bracket that malfunctions when sticky liquids are spilled on it can be classified under the "Design Flaw" category....
vudukungfu: Looks like the TSA is overlooking the real terrorists.FATTIES!
2words1finger: Seriously folks, when you go out to eat do you REALLY need TWO farking chicken-fried pork chops AND a huge mound of mashed potatoes with gravy all over it, with a large glass of carbonated sugar water to wash it all down?
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