BronyMedic: Rectal Diastat is so easy that a parent can learn to give it after a five minute class.What makes these asshats think they can't, again?
Tyrosine: Baelz: So if I got this right, you see an 8 year old girl having a seizure you are supposed to pull her pants down, and stick a plastic syringe up her ass? And somehow avoid jail?quod est necessarium est licitum (what is necessary is lawful)
StaleCoffee: What plans do Obama and Romney have for anal seizure medication?
Matthew Keene: Ow My Balls: Matthew Keene: Ow My Balls: The suit was filed on behalf of a 17-year-old McHenry County girlThe medication, Diastat AcuDial, comes in a pre-filled syringe with a plastic tip and must be administered through a person's rectum.Is this parks department taking any applications at the moment? ...Do you consider the eight year old too young for your tastes?In what part of my comment did I mention an 8-year-old? You're sick, dude.From TFA: The suit was filed on behalf of a 17-year-old McHenry County girl and an 8-year-old Crystal Lake girl who have a history of suffering grand mal seizures, which can be life-threatening if untreated.
bugmn99: Trying to come up with a greased epileptic anus joke but I'm drawing a blank at the moment.I turn to you for help, Fark community.
EdNortonsTwin: People act like they are being compassionate, when the reality is folks just want someone else to wipe the asses of our elderly amd infirm.I was hospititalized for pnemonia (sp) a couple years back. It got so bad i had the attentive nurse give me an enima. After she asked ifi was feeling better and i told her i felt fine before actually, i was just bored. Didnt see her after that.True story...or not.
Spirit Hammer: I can't imagine why a youth oriented organization would be hesitant to allow its non-medically trained employees to pull down a minor child's pants and insert something in their anus.
BenJammin: Problem was that they had to rule out those who seemed to eager to volunteer.
sk8r: I have clients on diastat rectal, clonazepam po and midazolam nasal spray. The biggest problem isn't administration- it's securing the meds. This is valium. They probably don't want the liability. Even if they had diastat, by the time they found the narc keys the ambulance would be there.Midazolam nasal spray is fantastic for interruping a seizure. Too bad it is nasal versed. Party time!They may be in trouble from this lawsuit if they are willing to give narcs to other campers. The rectal route is one of the safest- unless you are using Franzia. Then no route is safe.
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