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(The Smoking Gun)   The suspect has a goatee, I repeat, she has a goatee   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2012-10-05 09:39:25 AM  
Now she's just somebody that I used to know.
2012-10-05 10:38:39 AM  
Big deal. A lot of women have facial hair, now. And the internet as a whole has decided that we're not allowed to find that disquieting anymore.
2012-10-05 10:58:21 AM  
But was she hatless?
2012-10-05 10:58:22 AM  
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2012-10-05 10:58:51 AM  

Sybarite: Now she's just somebody that I used to know.

Thank you for getting that stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
2012-10-05 10:59:18 AM  
Katrina Keeley Stanford · Top Commenter · Mayor of Awesomeness at BEING AWESOME AT EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME.
You can't catch me... not by the hairs of my chinny, chin, chin!
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2012-10-05 10:59:28 AM  
Wanted for questioning
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2012-10-05 11:03:48 AM  
Also a person of interest:

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2012-10-05 11:05:33 AM  
If you start your raving, and your misbehaving, you'll be sorry.
2012-10-05 11:06:38 AM  

sum_yung_guy: [www.build-a-beard.com image 800x600]

Keeping it classy
2012-10-05 11:07:26 AM  
TFA: " two shoplifters who fled the store with 10 baseball caps and eight jackets"

A bit late in the season to outfit a softball team. Hmm.
2012-10-05 11:08:04 AM  
Oui, Madam, and another twist you would have had a goatee.
2012-10-05 11:08:41 AM  
Great, another bearded freak thread.
2012-10-05 11:09:35 AM  
FTA: "A witness reported that the two women left the crime scene in a white Ford Escape."

Gotta know what to roll when gotta go!
2012-10-05 11:10:35 AM  
A witness reported that the two women left the crime scene in a white Ford Escape.

Ford viral marketing scam?
2012-10-05 11:10:43 AM  

Go to the 12:00 mark for my reference here.
2012-10-05 11:15:52 AM  
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/Goat Tee
2012-10-05 11:18:34 AM  
white Ford Escape

Bears repeating.
2012-10-05 11:19:05 AM  
So....the cops are looking for another bachelor party dancer?
2012-10-05 11:20:20 AM  

Mark Ratner: A witness reported that the two women left the crime scene in a white Ford Escape.

Ford viral marketing scam?

Faster than the Bronco
2012-10-05 11:21:01 AM  
LOL funnier than the whole beard thing...lolooolllll
2012-10-05 11:21:05 AM  
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2012-10-05 11:23:36 AM  
Gooney goo goo!
2012-10-05 11:25:18 AM  

nomorelurking: white Ford Escape 

Bears repeating.

When that came out, I remember thinking Ford had broken their "Ex..." naming trend. Explorer, Expedition, Excursion... Then I realized it was probably named by a team in Detroit.
2012-10-05 11:28:29 AM  
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Dave Grohl?
2012-10-05 11:32:02 AM  
Store's not five minutes from me. It's actually a pretty decent part of town, but the K-Marts here tend to attract a clientele that is even sketchier than WalMart.

/I know. Scary, huh?
2012-10-05 11:33:56 AM  
I expected worse from you fark. Like someone who isn't allowed to post links, so instead asks you to copy/past a tinyurl address, with a NSFW warning.
2012-10-05 11:35:50 AM  
She has a goatse?
2012-10-05 11:37:13 AM  

WarszawaScream: She has a goatse?

Is it wrong that that was the first thing the pooped into my head.
2012-10-05 11:48:57 AM  
That's just a shock absorber for a high speed coke sucker.
2012-10-05 11:52:13 AM  
"And, my friends, for the reasonable price of only $5, you can come into the tent, where you will see proof-positive she is indeed a woman. Men 18 year of age or older, please! Step right up and see the Amazing Caroline, The Bearded Lady!"
2012-10-05 12:44:06 PM  

WarszawaScream: She has a goatse?

About dang time somebody got to this ...
2012-10-05 12:57:48 PM  
Defence lawyers are already lining up to take hirsute.
2012-10-05 01:02:27 PM  
How do we know it's a woman with a goatee and not a man with breasts dressed as a woman? Or a MTF transsexual? Or someone intersexed?
2012-10-05 01:06:15 PM  
These pictures were found of the women:

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2012-10-05 03:11:22 PM  
She was the evil twin.
2012-10-05 04:21:44 PM  
I saw bearded lady dancing on Fremont Street in Las Vegas a few weeks ago.

2012-10-05 04:25:09 PM  
Why do women think they have to be able to do everything a man can do nowadays?
2012-10-05 04:45:31 PM  
"Last call," announced the barkeep and then their eyes did meet,
Betty the Bearded Lady and Tom the 4-inch Freak.

Tom lowered his voice and made a pass, "What are you doing later?"
Betty said, as she stroked her beard, "Nothing, sweet potater."

People pointed. Jokes were made. But it fell on four deaf ears.
Tom thrust his tiny shoulders back and ignored the painful jeers.

"Betty," he said, "the world can be such a cruel unfeeling place."
She said, "I know, my little punkin," and kissed his tiny face.

She carried him through the parking lot to the woods that lay beyond.
Never before had either felt such an instant common bond.

"Betty," he said gazing down at his tiny platform shoe,
"Tonight I would like nothing more than to make sweet love to you."

She said, "I'm a virgin."
He said, "So am I."

She said, "Don't you think that's weird?"
He said, "Not really. I'm four inches tall and, you know, you've got the beard."

She pressed him close against her bosom. He inhaled her perfumed air.
He covered her neck with little hickies and stroked her facial hair.

The moonlight danced off his cowboy hat.
She giggled and she swayed.
She undid his tiny rhinestone belt.
A cricket looked away.

She set him down, unzipped her dress still tipsy from the booze.

She tripped pulling off her panties and crushed him with her shoes.

Bearded Betty never married.

Her mistake sure took its toll.

She still owns that pair of shoes ...............

And Tom's still in her soul.

-Paul Gilmartin
2012-10-05 05:27:20 PM  

blatz514: WarszawaScream: She has a goatse?

Is it wrong that that was the first thing the pooped into my head.

Wait a minute, now it's a poop thread?
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