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(NW Florida Daily News)   If you recently lost a backpack containing 19 cans of Full Throttle energy drinks, one jar of dipping sauce, tortilla chips, a bag of Smarties candy rolls, two Red Baron pizzas & a DVD of the movie "Blow," an angry homeowner would like to talk to you   ( nwfdailynews.com) divider line
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2012-10-05 06:57:12 PM  
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Thats the guy your daughter was out with last night, she was afraid to introduce you. He texted her saying he left his underwear in her car, she texted back saying sure stop by and get it I'm out with friends. Don't let my dad see you though he wouldn't approve. Underwear retrieved back-pack left, he'll pick it up in class on tuesday, and she'll apologize for her crazy pops, and suck him off. Its just the way it works.
2012-10-05 03:57:14 AM  
1 vote:
the man saw a young male going through his daughter's vehicle.

So that's what they're calling it these days.
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