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(AZ Family)   Don't you hate it when you have excessive fluid on the brain so a doctor implants an experimental shunt in your head to relieve the pressure and then retires and since it's experimental nobody else knows what to do when the shunt breaks?   ( azfamily.com) divider line
    More: Weird, brain surgeons, brain surgery, Good Samaritan, 3TV, Christine LaCroix  
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2012-10-05 09:58:19 AM  
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DRTA but here's a related joke...

A woman goes to the plastic surgeon for a face lift. "Doctor, you gotta help me, I've got these bags under my eyes!"

So the doc does a little lift on her. A month later she's back. "Doctor, the bags are back! Do something!". Realizing he has a high-maintenance patient, he installs a screw on the side of her head and tells her "OK, when the bags come back just turn this screw. But JUST a little, don't overdo it."

Two months later she bursts into his office, screaming "The bags! The bags are back!"

Doc says "Lady, those aren't bags, those are your boobs, and if you keep turning that screw you'll have a beard!"
2012-10-05 08:23:56 AM  
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2012-10-05 07:59:53 AM  
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Revek: You can't argue with the death panels we already have in place.

Spin it how you wish but we all know Obama went back in his time machine and inflicted Obamacare on this poor girl.
2012-10-05 04:34:19 AM  
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My God, man! Drilling holes in his head isn't the answer! The artery must be repaired! Now put away your butcher knives and let me save this patient before it's too late!
2012-10-05 02:41:37 AM  
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Gordian Shoelaces: So far, no doctors in Arizona have been able to help Carissa because of the experimental nature of the shunt.
"We basically have hit a roadblock, because it's an experimental shunt," said Daniella. "No other neurosurgeon here has dealt with this kind of shunt. They're not familiar with it."

Did I miss the news when they closed the other borders?

Maybe they can fly some of those doctors in from another 3rd world hellhole.
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