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(   Minnesota is contacting people who got meningitis-linked injections. "Hello, are you dead?"   ( divider line
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2012-10-05 08:29:34 AM  
i read contacting as contracting and got a little worried.
2012-10-05 11:19:12 AM  
I read the last part of that in Gargamel's voice.
2012-10-05 11:19:33 AM  
Sounds like something GlaDOS would say.
2012-10-05 11:19:44 AM  
I was dead, but I'm feeling much better now.
2012-10-05 11:23:25 AM  
A little glimpse into deregulated libertarian medicine.

And if we just got rid of the CDC we wouldn't be able to track it...

Vote Gary JohnsPAUL!
2012-10-05 11:23:46 AM  
If you are dead, press 1.

If you are not dead, press 2.

For an operator, press 0, or remain on the line.
2012-10-05 11:24:43 AM  
Hello? Don't worry... we got your back...
2012-10-05 11:35:59 AM  
Wasn't the woman from Contagion originally from Minnesota?
2012-10-05 11:43:24 AM  
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2012-10-05 11:43:49 AM  
Wake up dead!
2012-10-05 11:46:26 AM  
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
2012-10-05 11:46:49 AM  
i had meningitis once, that shiat sucked
2012-10-05 11:49:07 AM  
Minnesota is just one of the states with this contaminated steroids. These steroids we distributed to 23 states. 35 people so far have developed fungal meningitis and five have died. The incubation for this disease can be as much as four weeks and unlike bacterial and viral meningitis, which has an abrupt onset of symptoms, the fungal form is more insidious. Hence, the CDC is expecting more cases to be identified.

The compounding pharmacy that prepared the injections, New England Compounding Center, abruptly ceased operations, took down its website and stopped answering the phone. That's some good PR work there, Lou.
2012-10-05 12:00:47 PM  
Only for tax purposes
2012-10-05 12:10:19 PM  
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2012-10-05 12:18:38 PM  
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No, just deaf.
2012-10-05 12:29:43 PM  
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2012-10-05 12:42:13 PM  

Walker: I was dead, but I'm feeling much better now.

Shut up and get on the cart.
2012-10-05 03:43:03 PM  
"Yeah, hello, is Stacy there?"
"This is Stacy."
"Hello, is Tammy there?"
"Oh, Tammy dead."
"Well, what happened?"
"... she got hit by a bus."
2012-10-05 03:43:20 PM  
Im getting to the point where I believe medicine is as dangerous now as it was 100 years ago and the food is no better.
2012-10-05 04:11:41 PM  

gittlebass: i had meningitis once, that shiat sucked

My son passed away at 14 from meningitis.

Not many people know but there is a vaccine available. Please get yourself and your kids vaccinated.

/love you Dante!!!
//Miss you so much Dante
2012-10-05 06:11:35 PM  
It's happening here in Georgia, too. 185 people from a Macon clinic. How do you think they tell them?
2012-10-05 07:12:57 PM  
Yah, mon.

2012-10-06 12:15:53 AM  
What is this gitis and why are there men in it?
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