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(Mirror.co.uk)   Eight sausages, six servings of bacon, four hash browns, four black puddings, four eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes, five rounds of toast and five rounds of fried bread... part of this good breakfast   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2012-10-05 04:58:47 AM  
4 votes:
Those are some uncircumsized sausages, I tell you what.
2012-10-05 04:54:20 AM  
4 votes:
Better eat those puddings before they eat you.
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/10 hit dice of calories right there.
2012-10-05 04:45:07 AM  
3 votes:

kingoomieiii: 8.50 pounds? Not a bad price for breakfast for four people.

this. share this with with your whole fam youre good to go.

altho even by sausage standards those are incredible penisy looking.
2012-10-05 06:38:32 AM  
2 votes:
If you finish it within an hour do you get a hat?

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2012-10-05 12:58:39 PM  
1 vote:

Buffet: Not nearly enough eggs.

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2012-10-05 08:16:51 AM  
1 vote:
Monsieur, would you like a wafer thin mint? It is only wafer thin
2012-10-05 07:51:23 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-05 06:27:08 AM  
1 vote:

Incetardis: First of all, having the misfortune of having to eat at the Brit mess in KAF (thank fark we were only there for four days - the next 7 months of rations were an improvement) I can honsetly say whatever they cook turns vile. Don't farking deep fry toast you assholes.

That wasn't toast, it was a fried slice (of bread).

Fun fact the dogs in the British Army get more spent on them at meal times than the squaddies. So its going to be warm and thats all the good you can say about it (unless its the Gurkhas cooking) . The squaddies put up with it because you get to wash it down with large amounts of strong, sweet milky tea. Remove the tea and you will have tanks outside the houses of parliament before you can say general mutiny.
2012-10-05 05:21:50 AM  
1 vote:
mmmmm... Black pudding...

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2012-10-05 05:02:24 AM  
1 vote:

Dracolich: stoli n coke: Never understood the baked beans with breakfast. Between that, the eggs, and the coffee, aren't you setting yourself up for a gastric tornado?

Gastric Tornado.

Someone should use that. Band name? Restraunt name? Dish name? Nick name? RPG spell name? Something.

I prefer Rectal Halitosis.
2012-10-05 04:53:21 AM  
1 vote:
Never understood the baked beans with breakfast. Between that, the eggs, and the coffee, aren't you setting yourself up for a gastric tornado?
2012-10-05 04:49:46 AM  
1 vote:
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I'll take 3 orders of that to start...
2012-10-05 02:39:57 AM  
1 vote:
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In America we have Hungry Man All-Day microwave breakfast!
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