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(Proudly Resents)   Jon McClane rolls with his son in the new Die Hard movie. Scappy Doo and Gosuki were not available   ( proudlyresents.com) divider line
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2012-10-04 04:57:48 PM  
2 votes:
This franchise has clearly become a parody of itself. Pass.
2012-10-05 02:10:23 AM  
1 vote:
Here ya go

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2012-10-05 12:38:50 AM  
1 vote:
Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

/make that instead of Die Hardier
2012-10-05 12:08:56 AM  
1 vote:

Zombie DJ: Man, I hate whining farkers who need it to be R just to get their violence-erection.

Actually we need it to be R because the character can't speak or act like he is expected to without it since the original films were rated R. As has been noted McClane can't even say his catchphrase in the PG-13 version.
2012-10-04 11:29:16 PM  
1 vote:

Zombie DJ: Man, I hate whining farkers who need it to be R just to get their violence-erection.

Man, I hate when a softer rating means the main character can't even say his own farking catchphrase.
2012-10-04 11:05:00 PM  
1 vote:

Digitalstrange: Same here, I enjoyed the Fridge nuke in the same spirit as half the rest of the Indiana Jones series (He wouldn't survive being dragged by a truck, hanging on to a sub for a week or so even if it didnt submerge or jumping out of a plane with a raft either) and it was a great way to place the films time period.

It makes me laugh when people bring up the nuked fridge as the main problem with Crystal Skull. Nothing about that first setpiece riff was any less ridiculous than the opening scenes in the other Indy movies, but people get all butthurt about it. I thought it was brilliant, in the same spirit as the giant rock or parachuting out of a plane in a rubber raft.

The ants, the monkeys, the giant jungle-sawing personnel carriers--those were a bit silly. But the nuked fridge was funny.
2012-10-04 07:44:30 PM  
1 vote:

eddievercetti: Didn't we have this problem with the daughter? Plus, doesn't John have 3 kids and is the wife ever coming back?

She died of the lady disease. She's buried next to Adrian
2012-10-04 07:02:05 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, give it a chance. It worked for Indiana Jones.
2012-10-04 07:01:53 PM  
1 vote:
Too bad they didn't cast Shia La Boof as his son.
2012-10-04 04:00:26 PM  
1 vote:
The only way I will even waste energy in thinking about seeing this movie will be if it's rated R. Otherwise, yippie-kay go fark yourself.
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