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2012-10-04 04:22:40 PM  
3 votes:
If you think about how obsessed most of us guys are with sex, you should thank your lucky stars if you're wired to go for "normal" (i.e. adult, consenting women) because I could see how if that same obsession was wired up for something else you pretty much wouldn't be fixable.
2012-10-04 04:12:56 PM  
2 votes:
Guy has probably been told his entire life that he needs to be in a stable relationship. Meets some hot filly, gallops off to the bridle suite only to end up saddled with charges.
2012-10-04 03:54:53 PM  
2 votes:
I think a few of you are confused. The lube wasn't for the horse. OK maybe it was, but not the way you're thinking.
You're welcome.
2012-10-04 08:40:45 PM  
1 vote:
Mugshot of the perp...

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2012-10-04 08:30:59 PM  
1 vote:
I know some of you farkers know this. Don't you have to stand on a step ladder or something when you fark a horse?
2012-10-04 05:17:39 PM  
1 vote:
FTA "Where does that lead to? It could escalate ... you don't know,"

I hate it when people use this defense. As if the thought of a dude getting plowed by a horse isn't bad enough, people try and evoke the unknown. What could this plausibly escalate to? Children? Please, the dude needs a horse to satisfy him. It might lead to him sneaking in the tank at sea world and blowing a blue whale but that'd be a stretch. (Get it "stretch"? Oh, nevermind.)
2012-10-04 04:49:36 PM  
1 vote:
I'm just trying to figure out one thing:

I don't think he was alone, so that means he had some help.

How do you find a Horse Fluffer?
2012-10-04 03:55:59 PM  
1 vote:

redsquid: I think a few of you are confused. The lube wasn't for the horse. OK maybe it was, but not the way you're thinking.
You're welcome.

I see said the blinded man.
2012-10-04 03:53:18 PM  
1 vote:
Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?
2012-10-04 03:51:18 PM  
1 vote:
The victim.


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2012-10-04 03:45:30 PM  
1 vote:
But enough about Matthew Broderick
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