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(WDRB Louisville)   Police say the stolen donut was not recoverable   ( wdrb.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Louisville Police, Jay Bilas, weather-related cancellation  
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2012-10-04 01:58:31 PM  
2 votes:
let me guess.
someone stole your sweetroll.
2012-10-04 09:10:09 PM  
1 vote:
mmmmm..... stolen doughnut.....
2012-10-04 02:52:12 PM  
1 vote:
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That's some fine detective work, Lou.
2012-10-04 01:53:53 PM  
1 vote:
It will be submitted into evidence when Officer Wikowitz passes it.
2012-10-04 10:49:47 AM  
1 vote:
Is there any cruller crime?
2012-10-04 10:06:10 AM  
1 vote:
"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home... Under "D", for doughnut.'"
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