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(Columbus Dispatch)   Today's Fark-ready headline: "Prosecutor wants rival to drop panties"   ( dispatch.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Mike DeWine, Ohio Supreme Court, Browne, overly broad, file formats, fashion faux pas, prosecutors  
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2012-10-04 11:09:50 AM  
6 votes:
I will not wait until lunchtime!
2012-10-04 12:12:58 PM  
4 votes:
I'm not saying she sped in and out of the courtroom but she left skidmarks in the judge's chamber.
2012-10-04 03:42:15 PM  
1 vote:
Can't believe I had to sniff almost all the way through the article to get the problem that arose.
2012-10-04 02:01:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-04 12:47:19 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-04 12:47:11 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-04 12:44:35 PM  
1 vote:

Smoky Dragon Dish: Far away Monet?

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/Was she in Carnivale?
//Still hitable.
///Needs ChapStik

Maybe they are friction burns.
2012-10-04 12:27:59 PM  
1 vote:

the_sidewinder: I will not wait until lunchtime!

Over in one. 

/I am no longer infected.
2012-10-04 12:25:43 PM  
1 vote:
Far away Monet?

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/Was she in Carnivale?
//Still hitable.
///Needs ChapStik
2012-10-04 12:23:43 PM  
1 vote:
I will not buy this objection, it is scratched.
2012-10-04 12:20:18 PM  
1 vote:
Clit of habeas corpus?
2012-10-04 12:17:31 PM  
1 vote:
I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about.
2012-10-04 12:10:45 PM  
1 vote:
Something is wrong here, it doesn't pass the sniff test.
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