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(Gawker)   The other other girl from Saved by the Bell may be bi-polar,,,or not, but she is obsessed with commas,   ( gawker.com) divider line
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2012-10-04 01:40:15 PM  
10 votes:

Eternal Virgin: All women are bipolar as far as I'm concerned.

This, combined with your handle, is hilarious
2012-10-04 11:15:43 AM  
5 votes:
That's an interesting symptom of bi-polar disorder. While many instances of those suffering from bi-polar are exemplified by highs of extreme energy and low periods which often show themselves as low energy, (for example: lethargy or apathy), it's rare that your low energy period manifests itself as near commatose.
2012-10-04 04:24:28 PM  
4 votes:
Craziness runs in that family. Her brother Jason Voorhies is also a total psycho.
2012-10-04 02:04:31 PM  
4 votes:

mesmer242: Poor girl. Hope she gets some help soon.

Or at least an editor.
2012-10-04 01:57:26 PM  
4 votes:
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2012-10-04 10:23:16 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-10-04 01:40:35 PM  
3 votes:

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And I thought she would turn out to be the normal one. Nope. Batshiat crazy.

It's the new Lorem ipsum.
2012-10-04 01:39:17 PM  
3 votes:
All women are bipolar as far as I'm concerned.
2012-10-04 11:22:20 AM  
3 votes:
ch-ch-ch ah-ah-ah
2012-10-04 02:14:08 PM  
2 votes:
At least she isn't obsessed with periods.
2012-10-04 07:38:37 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like she was high on nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-day time cube when she wrote that shiat.
2012-10-04 05:32:16 PM  
1 vote:
Never understood the hate for the Oxford comma.
2012-10-04 04:11:15 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-04 04:05:04 PM  
1 vote:
So she'll be writing for Breibart soon.
2012-10-04 03:44:30 PM  
1 vote:

turbidum: The other other girl?

She is properly referred to as Lisa Turtle, or the black one.

By pretending you don't see her race, you not only reveal your white guilt, you add confusion to what should be a simple sentence.

Unless you'd avoid say "the blonde one" or "the brunette," or "the tall one," just say "the black one." Or, if you must insist upon your white guilt, say "the African-American one."

Lisa, Jessie and Kelly you can identify by first name basis. Tori was "The other girl" (or "the lesbian" as we used to speculate).
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2012-10-04 03:20:28 PM  
1 vote:

mentallo69: First black chick I ever got into

So how was it?
2012-10-04 03:14:37 PM  
1 vote:
There's a difference between "punctuation is our friend" and "punctuation is Friend Computer".
2012-10-04 02:38:11 PM  
1 vote:

Ball Peen Hammer Laxative: I like turtles.

What kind of a name is "Turtle" anyway?

/Comanche Indian?
2012-10-04 02:03:21 PM  
1 vote:
I like turtles.
2012-10-04 01:50:58 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-04 01:10:14 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-04 10:43:52 AM  
1 vote:
So she's a Sovereign Citizen, then?
2012-10-04 09:59:15 AM  
1 vote:
So she's often so excited, then so scared?
2012-10-04 09:56:46 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe, she is,,,,speakingtous, inthe, style, of, WilliamSHATNER?
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