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(Team Coco)   "Who shot first: Han or Greedo?" and other questions that would have been better than Jim Lehrer's   ( teamcoco.com) divider line
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2012-10-04 08:14:38 PM  
They don't call it the lamestream media for nothing.
2012-10-04 08:34:35 PM  

hasty ambush: The debate format is culturally biased against peopleof color which explans why Obama did not do so well. We need to change the format to a more racially neutral structure.

Like a basketball court?
2012-10-04 08:35:48 PM  

That Guy...From That Show!: HeartBurnKid: That Guy...From That Show!: You WILL see the sort of "first" use you're talking about used purposefully by children and in government propaganda when they're trying to justify actions by making up imaginary future scenarios that make it "ok" for them to have done what they've done. So, you'll see things like "we attacked them first because we knew they were going to attack us first" and many people buy into that sort of argument that is based on things that are imagined.

And ironically, that's the sense in which Han shot first. He knew Greedo was going to shoot him, so he shot Greedo first.

Correct, it's "first" from a childlike perspective.  It's not that they're dumb, they just aren't able to understand at an early stage in their mental capacity why it's impossible for Han to have shot first.

So, which show are you from? Battlestar Pedantica?
2012-10-04 08:39:48 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: The problem is that I don't think that he personally believes any of that.

In other words, he's just like every other politician on the planet, Obama included.
2012-10-04 09:30:39 PM  
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2012-10-04 09:43:53 PM  
Question: What's the better Halloween cosplay?

Ann as "Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS"
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or Michelle as Catwoman?
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2012-10-05 02:09:47 AM  

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2012-10-05 02:28:42 AM  

Holocaust Agnostic: Greedo shot first. Han was a good-guy. Good-guys don't do that.

Meanwhile in the real life, when you know what the other guy is going to do, you make sure it happens to him first first. Old man to me, never wait for them to throw the first punch, you throw the first punch, and the second punch, and the third and 4th and 5tth and 6th punches, then start kicking em. Then leave before the cop[s show up.

Also. Everyone in Star Wars is Illiterate

Also, ever notice that all the buttons in Star Trek aren't labeled?
2012-10-05 02:44:29 AM  
Wow there are some brainstems posting on Fark these days. Hope they are not representative of the country at large. Good luck, America!
2012-10-05 02:59:19 AM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: please see number 12

And its corollary:

12a) If you ever find yourself in a fair fight, you have made a serious mistake.

Hard to believe a Chicago man would forget that one, but Obama managed to do just that.
2012-10-05 06:52:05 AM  

Debeo Summa Credo: mark12A: HA-HA! Your O-Guy sucked so you got nothing left but to go after the moderator....

It is pretty pathetic. I only watched the middle third of he debate and thought Obama did decently enough. Surprised to see the universal reaction that Romney won this morning. Maybe it just seems like he won because he didn't look like three horned monster everyone was led to believe he is.

That, is part of why he won. Countless people were waiting to see this evil capitalist monster that destroyed lives and left nothing but economic rack and ruin for thousands of families. The beast that gives workers wives cancer with a wag of its crooked cankerous finger. The hideous unspeakable being that wishes millions of poor people would die in the streets from starvation and/or lack of medical care. Then something strange happened. Instead of a multi headed hydra of malevolence, A well informed, moderate candidate with a command of facts and an ability to communicate ideas well walked on stage. Thus, not only showing why the other side was so desperate to paint him as as a more evil version of Gordon Gekko, but in the process, dissolving millions of dollars of Democrat negative advertising dollars into dust in the space of an hour.
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