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(News.com.au)   I've had it with these motherfrakking {spins wheel} tarantulas on this martherfrakking plane   ( news.com.au) divider line
    More: Scary, Tarantuas, flight delay, Schiphol Airport, Dutch, RBA  
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2012-10-03 11:54:09 PM  
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2012-10-04 01:12:14 AM  
Would hate to have been the customs agent opening up that particular suitcase.
2012-10-04 01:12:37 AM  
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2012-10-04 01:13:07 AM  
Nice animation.

P.S. Didn't work.

P.P.S. I am immune to your fearful attempts. Fear is old news. News is new and fearless.
2012-10-04 01:15:27 AM  
October is Tarantula migration season in central California. Gagillions of tarantulas are on the move to get their winky wet.
2012-10-04 01:15:44 AM  
If anything would make me jump out of a perfectly good airplane...it would be that.
2012-10-04 01:17:42 AM  
I apologize in advance for the depressurization, but I will be exiting the plane immediately.
2012-10-04 01:24:53 AM  
Let's just love, man-planes, let it be.
2012-10-04 01:33:33 AM  
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2012-10-04 01:36:35 AM  
Customs officials found an assortment of insects including bugs.
2012-10-04 02:21:16 AM  
I didn't realise I was browsing www.FRAK.com...
2012-10-04 03:38:15 AM  
I've had it with these motherfarking {spins wheel} tarantulas on this martherfarking plane
2012-10-04 03:45:00 AM  
What frakking may look like:

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2012-10-04 03:52:59 AM  

Summoner101: What frakking may look like:

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2012-10-04 04:05:09 AM  

It's a tarantula. About as harmful as sneezing and farting at the same time.

Bigger spider = less harmful, generally.

Smaller spider = more dangerous, if not properly identified, generally.

Not applicable to the Ctenidae genus, the "wandering spiders" - they'll slap your shiat, fark your wife, beat your children and piass on your grave.
2012-10-04 08:13:04 AM  

Gyrfalcon: If anything would make me jump out of a perfectly good airplane...it would be that.

This. Or at least toss the damned spider out the window.
2012-10-04 11:23:19 AM  
Woke up with one of these mofos in the bathroom while travelling in Belize....scary looking thing but pretty cool at the same time.
The snakes were what I was worried about.
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