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(Daily Mail)   Today's teacher boffs student brought to you from Arkansas (with "Yeah, I boffed the kid in the school parking lot" pic)   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Arkansas, position of trust, English teacher, William Cullen Bryant High School, parking lots  
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2012-10-04 10:46:51 AM  
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I will say this again. There was no crime, because there was no victim. I entered into a sexual relationship with my 25 year old female teacher when I was 13 until I was 14. Then had another sexual relationship with another teacher at 15 and then yet another from 15 until I was 18 and left for the service. I am and have been perfectly fine with a healthy attitude towards sex and fond memories of the encounters. I also attribute a great deal of my sexual abilities to their excellent instructions.
2012-10-03 10:06:36 PM  
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numbone: Article's use of the word "victim" is humorous.

In the same way a $100 Million Lottery Winner is a victim when they have to pay the $30 million in taxes
2012-10-03 09:48:34 PM  
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SoxSweepAgain: Boffed or farked? Boffing and farking are two different things.

Watch out for Guido the killer pimp!
2012-10-03 09:22:28 PM  
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ruatan: Then again she could just be weird shiat!

Does she have a vajayjay?
weird shiat.
2012-10-03 09:18:34 PM  
1 vote:
Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.
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