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(SacBee)   You can't arrest me, I'm the goddamned Batman   ( sacbee.com) divider line
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2012-10-03 03:44:23 PM  
1 vote:
Did anyone stop to think he might be slightly retarded.
2012-10-03 03:27:09 PM  
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State troopers arrested 33-year-old Mark Wayne Williams because they say he refused to leave them alone after he showed up Saturday night wearing a Batman outfit.

"He wouldn't clear the scene, and we had a canine out there and he kept screwing up the scent," State Police Sgt. Jeff Gorno told the Petoskey News-Review ( http://bit.ly/QFv0yh). "He said he wanted to help us look for the driver."

"We didn't want the dog to track Batman instead of the accident scene, and he was getting in the way of officers who had a job to do," the sergeant said.

Williams wasn't carrying any dangerous weapons, but his costume and gear were confiscated, Gorno said. He was charged with resisting and obstructing police in an investigation, and he posted bond and was released from the county jail.

I can certainly see "obstructing police", but "resisting"? What's with the additional charge?
2012-10-03 03:26:21 PM  
1 vote:
Doing it right!

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Doing it horribly wrong!

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Holy Pit Stains Batman!
2012-10-03 03:24:28 PM  
1 vote:
You see, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham.

You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in.

Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die.
2012-10-03 02:39:19 PM  
1 vote:
When LARPing becomes DERPing....
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