Apos: When LARPing becomes DERPing....
Theaetetus: State troopers arrested 33-year-old Mark Wayne Williams because they say he refused to leave them alone after he showed up Saturday night wearing a Batman outfit."He wouldn't clear the scene, and we had a canine out there and he kept screwing up the scent," State Police Sgt. Jeff Gorno told the Petoskey News-Review ( http://bit.ly/QFv0yh). "He said he wanted to help us look for the driver.""We didn't want the dog to track Batman instead of the accident scene, and he was getting in the way of officers who had a job to do," the sergeant said.Williams wasn't carrying any dangerous weapons, but his costume and gear were confiscated, Gorno said. He was charged with resisting and obstructing police in an investigation, and he posted bond and was released from the county jail.I can certainly see "obstructing police", but "resisting"? What's with the additional charge?
obeymatt: When officers arrived, they found Williams, dressed as Batman and carrying a baton-type striking weapon, a can of chemical irritant spray and a pair of sand-filled gloves.His gadgets are really lame. Sand-filled gloves?
Brick-House: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 179x281]
browneye: Why is is every person outside the acting industry who puts on a Batman outfit always look like a doughy goof?
Agent Smiths Laugh: Well, since I can't trump the crazy, I might as well titillate the viewers:[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]
Blues Lounger: That subby is a real joker.
Zombie Eater: obeymatt: When officers arrived, they found Williams, dressed as Batman and carrying a baton-type striking weapon, a can of chemical irritant spray and a pair of sand-filled gloves.His gadgets are really lame. Sand-filled gloves?Bad terminology on their part. They should've referred to them as "weighted gloves". Unless they were homemade, they were likely filled with powdered steel or lead. More impact to the punches, without concentrating all the energy into a single spot the way brass knuckles do.
papafree: Stop Arresting Me, I'm the goddamed Batman, wonder at my ability to take criminals down, it's not like I'm robbin banks or flashing myself in public like I'm some kind of joker. Yet you go strange lengths to come after me, like I'm some kind of two faced perp in the night, hawking drugs because I'm actually trying to help you idiots do your jobs when you should instead be telling me "You're Super!" Man, I'm Al fred up with you guys, leave me alone.
Mentalpatient87: Agent Sm
The Goddamn Batman: It wasn't me.
Walker: More like Fatman
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