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(Telegraph)   In its last gasp to squeeze every drop of publicity out of the popular book, sex toy retailer unveils Fifty Shades of Grey: the play-at-home set   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
    More: Obvious, kinky sex, Dr Brooke Magnanti, BDSM  
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2012-10-03 10:25:25 AM  
3 votes:
Pfft. OK, first of all, this is totally for amateurs and not at all the way we do things in my Over-30 SM fantasy league.

First of all, you don't tie knots the way they do in the book. If you think those are good knots then you are a total poseur. I've been tying knots that you've probably never even heard of.
2012-10-03 10:16:31 AM  
2 votes:
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She looks EXACTLY like I thought she would.
2012-10-03 10:36:32 AM  
1 vote:

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She looks EXACTLY like I thought she would.


Wait, who is that guy?
2012-10-03 10:29:14 AM  
1 vote:
It's like people were really excited about the book, and the excitement built up and peaked, and now people aren't so excited any more.
2012-10-03 10:24:43 AM  
1 vote:
what's Fifty Shades of Grey and why should I care? Can someone please key me in on whOHLOOKHONEYBOOBOOISON
2012-10-03 10:20:27 AM  
1 vote:
Still a better love story than Twilight. Then again, so is a bus schedule.
2012-10-03 10:15:16 AM  
1 vote:
I wish more news articles included a picture of a butt plug.
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