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(Telegraph)   In its last gasp to squeeze every drop of publicity out of the popular book, sex toy retailer unveils Fifty Shades of Grey: the play-at-home set   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
    More: Obvious, kinky sex, Dr Brooke Magnanti, BDSM  
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2012-10-03 12:50:08 PM  
2 votes:
Ye gods, am I ever tired of hearing about this vile pile of vocabulary vomit calling itself a book.
2012-10-03 10:53:05 AM  
1 vote:

sodomizer: Still a better love story than Twilight. Then again, so is a bus schedule.

It's actually a worse love story than Twilight mainly because it's a terrible alternate universe Twilight fan fiction that just changed the names of the characters in order to get published. Twilight reads like Jane Austin compared to this craptastic derivative.

/Managed to get through the Twilight saga while only losing a few brain cells in the process. I had to delete 50 Shades after only a quarter of the way in because I felt my brain start to leak out of my ears.
2012-10-03 10:28:36 AM  
1 vote:
much better read.

much better toys :)

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2012-10-03 10:27:27 AM  
1 vote:
We've all had our fun this summer gently scoffing at the frowsy daydreamers who bought the Fifty Shades books in an attempt to reheat their love lives (basically, all of us) and gazing lustfully at the hot young things of the Olympics (again, all of us).


My love life is fine, and I'll stick to real porn if I want something raunchy, thanks.
And if I want to read a book I'll pick one from a real author. 

Plus, If I wanted to read fanfic I'd do it for free online.
2012-10-03 10:23:32 AM  
1 vote:
Been done:

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