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(KSAT San Antonio)   Houston police sergeant investigates over 100 nude and semi-nude pics posted to a modeling website. And by "investigated" we mean she posed for them herself. Hellooooo officer   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, HPD, Stacey Suro, sergeants, KPRC, KSAT, nude  
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2012-10-03 01:04:14 PM  
3 votes:

kvinesknows: kvinesknows:

awesome placement of little white dots...

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2012-10-03 11:51:31 AM  
3 votes:
Thing with the stuff at the place with the guy.

The bosom, while heroic and bountiful, appears to be surgically modified and enhanced with synthetic fluid bladders intended to mimic naturally enormous breasts.
2012-10-03 11:44:00 AM  
3 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: The only police woman I want to see naked is that hottie from that A&E (I think) show about female cops. The blonde. You know who I'm talking about.

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2012-10-03 11:33:55 AM  
3 votes:
If I committed a crime on her beat, I'd learn to run backwards to see those Ta Tas bounce.

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2012-10-03 03:05:08 PM  
1 vote:

I May Be Crazy But...: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [ image 532x800]

She's a full figure kinda gal

Full figured is good.

Full figured is beyond good. Full figured is the epitome of sensual enjoyment of the female form. Full figured is very essence of a woman in all her Willendorfian mejesty.The broad hips and round buttocks, the powerful thighs, the bountiful calf tapering to a slender ankle and delicate foot, such is the glory of the feminine. A soft belly, rounded like a milk-fed puppy, sloping to that sacred hill, the thick mons venus, adorned with fragrant curls and hiding the holy of holies, her sactus vulva, site of ancient worship, font of creativity, birthplace of all life. But no, tarry not at this precious site, lest the joyous bosom, pendulous and ripe, go neglected. Areola, round and puckered in the breeze, nipples firm and proud, ready to pour forth nourishment, or merely a soft, warm comfort to please one and all. This is woman, not some emaciated, bony, wretch, all pale and sickly with undefined backside and ridged spine trailing immediately to shallow buttocks cleft and withered shank. Such is a tragedy, and indeed a waste. Slack, diminutive mockery of bosom brings no peace, no joy.

Oh, yes, full figured is a blessing and a wonder to behold.

2012-10-03 01:32:54 PM  
1 vote:
she might get out a nightstick
and hurt me real real bad
2012-10-03 12:28:03 PM  
1 vote:
She can put me in handcuffs anytime.
2012-10-03 12:27:11 PM  
1 vote:
too lazy to html but i think this is her e SgtStaceySuro.jpg

2012-10-03 12:05:44 PM  
1 vote:

Farktastic: Why exactly is she suspended from duty? I don't see how posing nude, which isn't a crime, somehow brings discredit to her work as a cop. Same with the story we heard way back about a teacher who also starred in porn films.

Is she breaking a law? Did she pose nude at her place of work or wear her badge or uniform for any pictures? Does she have classified information tattooed on her body? No? Then how is this private citizen bringing discredit to the police?

Just because someone does something that a person in command might not personally agree with does not make it shameful or disrespectful. Can she still do her job effectively? If the answer is yes then leave her alone.

//has dealt with this kind of shiat before

In general, people will always pretend to be as outraged as they think their neighbors will pretend to be.
2012-10-03 11:44:07 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-03 11:35:00 AM  
1 vote:
The only police woman I want to see naked is that hottie from that A&E (I think) show about female cops. The blonde. You know who I'm talking about.
2012-10-03 11:32:25 AM  
1 vote:
Tase Me Ho!!
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